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Even when you tell him he’s unwelcome, he’s still more at home in your body than you’ve ever been.

I’m not into the fuckpig thing. If I’ve got to make a chick less attractive, I’d prefer to do so through the judicious application of my precious bodily fluids or the aggressive application of the back of my hand. Foam rubber noses just don’t do it for me.… Read the rest “”

Go through your collection of photos, and count how many times you’ve been photographed pointlessly flipping off the camera.

Multiply that number by ten, and you will have the approximate number of times I’d like to slap you for being such a clichéd piece of trash.

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Boob Rape. It’s what every man wants.

A little risk is fun.

As are poor decision-making skills.

Making them cry is simply foreplay. It’s seeing them crawl back for more that feels good.

Better than good, really. It feels like being Jesus, or at least L. Ron Hubbard.

I’ll stop hitting you when you stop liking it.

Pride shines brightest on the faces of those with the least of it.