… Read the rest “”Portable urinals. When you just don’t feel like using the regular urinal, bring a woman to the party.
Especially a blonde one. I don’t know why, but they make the most satisfying urinals of all.
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A handy visual metaphor for rape culture.
I don’t do this to you because you consented to it. I don’t do it because it gets us off. I don’t do it to be transgressive. I don’t even do it because you deserve it. All those conditions are true, but they’re entirely secondary.… Read the rest “”
Nothing about you is sacred. There is nothing I won’t paw through, no weakness I won’t exploit, no pain I’m unwilling to see burn its way through your flesh and mind. You are a line that only exists to be crossed.… Read the rest “”
It’s time to teach this dumb cunt the difference between plural and possessive.
I love watching Lexi Belle get slapped around and fucked. It’s like watching someone molest a magic pixie.
Instructional films were much more exciting in the ‘70s.
It’s so romantic when a man brings his new lady home for the first time.
This is what happens to girls who call me “asshole” one too many times.
The parts I don’t cut are the parts I like. So do everything you can to ensure I like every inch of you, cunt.
All I ask is perfection. It’s the least you can do for me.