Think how differently this day would have gone if you hadn’t cut me off in your boyfriend’s shitty fucking Lexus. If you had just waved an apology, given me a “my bad” look, anything else… any sign of human decency, really.… Read the rest “”
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…so trip them and help the inmates catch up.
Such a talented puppeteer, to make a vacant toy dance so sensually upon a single string.
How many drinks, do you think? I mean, including the two you had at home, before the bar. Y’know, when you stood there, alone in the kitchen with the bottle in your hand, and calmly decided to make a mistake?
Was it… seven?… Read the rest “”
You can’t hasten the inevitable with the irrelevant
You can’t hasten the inevitable with the irrelevant.
Pretty girls are grateful for each breath.
Affection is an invasive procedure.
How good girls get their business done.
