On this weekend’s episode of Mythbusters, we’re going to find out what really happens if you wrestle with pigs. Will I get dirty? Will the pigs enjoy it? Will something explode? Is Canadian bacon really different?… Read the rest “”
He flips from utterly terrifying to a snuggly goofy silly lil muffin in 0.0005 seconds
(But he’s usually still at least a bit silly even when he is being terrifying 🤭)
Anon: I’m bemused when people ask about punishments or how scary I am… It’s like they’re missing the forest ‘cause they can’t stop staring at a few spooky trees.… Read the rest “Is mr b scary irl 🫣”
I would still think you’re the sweetest man, even (and especially) with your hands around my neck ❣️
I prefer smothering you.
I still have a chance to see your eyes get big first with excitement, then fear, then resigned bliss… and I save everyone in the room from having to listen to you try to express your inane “thoughts”, which, let’s face it, all boil down to babbling variations on “thank you Daddy”.
One fateful night a little girl scrolled upon her phone… Her greedy hand working away an already yearning cunt (that would only come to worsen over time…), when she stumbled upon a story… But, this story was different than all the ones that came before it – This one spoke to her.
