y’all I …………………………. need attention
This unprecedented event will no doubt be marked in history alongside the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand, the first spin of Ferris’s wheel, and the Cabbage Patch Kids craze of ‘83.
(Everyone pause for a moment and reflect, so you can remember where you were when you heard the news.)… Read the rest “”
Their age wouldn’t really matter if they made me fall in love with them.
Or kidnapped you
How else do you make them fall in love with you?
Subtle mind manipulation
Not all kidnappings are physical.… Read the rest “Ok got it. I guess what I was trying or should have asked was whats the oldest you would date.”
Their age wouldn’t really matter if they made me fall in love with them.
Or kidnapped you
How else do you make them fall in love with you?
A question
Crotchless panties…why?
Pointlessness is sexy.
But you knew that already, right?
That works too 🙈 sounds whimsical
suboptimalorchid 🙂
It must be hard, being so easy.
You know you’ve got a keeper if they overule every sense of self-preservation.
Letting me overrule her sense of self-preservation is how a girl gets kept.
After all, even the most mundane of cunts looks a little more appealing when she’s helpless.… Read the rest “Overruled”
why……. must i get my period four days before my hot date…….. i’m so tired of this man just let me get my pussy ate
Like any old white guy, I was busy trying to fuck Mother Nature one afternoon last year, and your name came up.… Read the rest “”
My perfect partner would be with @bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls mind & @romanticperversions aesthetics ☺
I am but a head in a jar to you people…
See also: girls.
