Of course, silly. Although if female-presenting-nipples are involved, it’s better to message them.
Better to massage them. (Rimshot)
Are you finally back again, dumbbigtittedwanderer?
Of course, silly. Although if female-presenting-nipples are involved, it’s better to message them.
Better to massage them. (Rimshot)
Are you finally back again, dumbbigtittedwanderer?
Me: Don’t do that. You mustn’t.
Girl: No one says “mustn’t”.
Me: I just did.
Girl: Who talks like that?!
Me: I say “egad”, too. Deal with it.
… Read the rest “”we tried ordering breakfast and all I have to say is that i don’t know what material this is but it is not a pancake :(( they should be thin!! n have crispy edges!! not this insulting puffy flavorless cardboard substance
Okay, those look mediocre… but don’t give me any of this “thin, crispy edges” shit.
we tried ordering breakfast and all I have to say is that i don’t know what material this is but it is not a pancake :(( they should be thin!! n have crispy edges!! not this insulting puffy flavorless cardboard substance
Okay, those look mediocre… but don’t give me any of this “thin, crispy edges” shit.… Read the rest “”
Confession
I just want to sit on a man’s lap twice my age, having him choke me and slapping my face. 💫❤
Twice your age.
Sigh.
All the girls are into younger men these days.
watching midsommar tonight has only taught me that i’m extremely susceptible 2 getting into strange cult-y scenarios
I need to stop letting men treat me however they want just because they’re over 6 feet tall
Sounds reasonable.
Although as bad habits go, I must say, that’s a favorite.
I may be a dummy but I’m not a quitter
For the record… that attitude?
That attitude is everything, and every girl who has it is a blessing upon the world.