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I need your sex…

submi55ive-kitten:

I immediately assumed Anon was mangling a George Michael reference.

Then I remembered I’m just old and no one makes George Michael references anymore.

bruisedxfruits-deactivated20200:

i think you can tell a lot about a person based on who their favorite skins character was

Hm. Easy answer: Cassie. Maybe Cook or Effy. With an honorable mention awarded to Pandora, for being a cheerful idiot.

submi55ive-kitten:

*high pitched squealing*

Daddy is making fun of how excited I am about this…

Apologize to him on my behalf for triggering the squealing. I wasn’t trying to give anyone tinnitus.

I said “Tell me when you’re sleepy, and I’ll shut you down for the night.”

domestic–doll:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

“Everybody loves to laugh. Larry David is great. Albert Brooks. Mel Brooks. I like girls that cry.”

—

David Lynch: An Oral History

It’s like the man lives in my brain.

I feel like I should do a “history of popular culture” course with you but i also feel like you’d get frustrated and knock me out after 10 minutes 🤔 @bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls

You’ve effectively captured the essence of being involved with me.… Read the rest “”

bruisedxfruits-deactivated20200:

bruisedxfruits-deactivated20200:

what’s a sexy way to ask someone if they want to see your tits

he’s NICE and i’m trying to be resPECTful but it’s HARD

Hm. How about…

“Hi! I’m a hapless mess, but I’d feel really validated if you wanted to look at my tits.… Read the rest “”

brat-grrl2:

one of the sexiest film scenes imo reply under w/ ur fave (no actual sex) sexiest film scene

Goodfellas, when Karen gets her gun.

Chinatown: “She’s my sister.”

I’m going unconventional here, but Much Ado About Nothing (1994): Helena Bonham Carter’s pussy must have been insane, because that’s the only way to explain Branagh ending a working relationship with this kind of chemistry.… Read the rest “”

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

brat-grrl2:

i don’t listen 2 hole much anymore but i’m generic prescription drug abuse hard spirit girl 2night laying on the floor dramatically & i’ve got my live through this record playing & feeling super raw but what’s everyone’s fave hole song/album?

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