I don’t need threats to be polite 😋
You say that, and yet here I stand, thoroughly unlicked.
Do you supply the ladder, or do I need to bring my own?
I don’t need threats to be polite 😋
You say that, and yet here I stand, thoroughly unlicked.
Do you supply the ladder, or do I need to bring my own?
I don’t need threats to be polite 😋
You say that, and yet here I stand, thoroughly unlicked.
Girl: How would you break me in?
Me: By refusing to cater to your desperate desire for dirty talk while playing with yourself.
Girl: How would you break me in?
Me: By refusing to cater to your desperate desire for dirty talk while playing with yourself.
audios of guys reading bedtime stories instead of dick pics
You’d think I’d be a more cheerful person, given the way the world so often seems built for me.
… Read the rest “Number 1 pet peeve with random online interactions?”thesolitarysubmissive-deactivat:
That men think I want them to talk sexual with me because I have a sexual blog. It makes me so uncomfortable.
Or when they start asking super invasive questions right off the bat like “How hard have you been fucked?”
Those are hard to take on your own!!
$20 tripod + wireless shutter release + naked giraffe = quit making excuses.
this just in: u can compliment me w/out mentioning drinking my urine
You’re a very funny person! I wish I could make you laugh, too… so hard that you’ll pee yourself and I— wait, no.
Your fashion sense is quite striking!… Read the rest “You are the world’s sexiest woman. Physically perfect in every way. I want to worship every last inch of your body, and drink every last drop of your pee.”
yeah that kinda doesn’t work when most of my friends have kids, i work w/ kids & i’m approved as a full time carer for my younger siblings. good day & god bless
The only child Bratty can’t be trusted with is Bratty.… Read the rest “Don’t think anyone would want there kid around someone like you”