conversations | Bedtime Stories for Broken Girls

brat-grrl2:

hmm just walked across the street w/ a beer 2 talk 2 my neighbour when i realised i didn’t have a bottle opener & proceeding 2 crack it open w/ my teeth before my neighbour pointed out i had 3 bottle openers (& 2 mini lipglosses) on my keys.

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Don’t blame your mother. She can’t be held responsible for how you turned out.

She didn’t have access to the tools and methods that have proven necessary to properly parent her child.

She’s figured it out.

anewsubstory:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

anewsubstory:

greedyagain:

gay-things-and-stuff:

gay-things-and-stuff:

caroldanvers-ismywife:

How do I explain to my family that Brie Larson can hip thrust 400lbs without making it sound like the gayest fact I’ve ever learnt

HoW!?

Damn.

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anewsubstory:

greedyagain:

gay-things-and-stuff:

gay-things-and-stuff:

caroldanvers-ismywife:

How do I explain to my family that Brie Larson can hip thrust 400lbs without making it sound like the gayest fact I’ve ever learnt

HoW!?

Damn.

I can hip thrust 250lbs, does that make me 60% as cool as Brie Larson?

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domestic–doll:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

domestic–doll:

I might move to an apartment that BG owns and I’m not gonna lie I’ve thought a lot about 24/7 surveillance and getting surprised by a cock ramming into me in the middle of the night 💁🏻‍♀️

Among the stuff I’ve learned over the last year: 24/7 surveillance is one of my favorite things.

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domestic–doll:

I might move to an apartment that BG owns and I’m not gonna lie I’ve thought a lot about 24/7 surveillance and getting surprised by a cock ramming into me in the middle of the night 💁🏻‍♀️

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My Fetishes?

neonborgy:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

Millennial girls who don’t know how to read analog clocks.

Actually, a Gen-X girl who couldn’t read an analog clock might be even hotter, but what are the chances someone that stupid lived into her forties?

whats an analog clock?

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I hope next time you down some bleach or whatever that it actually kills you. Clearly being molested and raped has turned you into someone who can’t even function as a normal human. No wonder your ex doesn’t want you. Who would? You’re just a nasty person.

brat-grrl2:

ooh yeah gurl throw them shots!

Because y’know, there’s nothing that says “I’m qualified to speak to the needs of sex workers” quite like wishing death on a woman for daring to reject a proposition.