just looking for someone who will listen to bob dylan’s “like a rolling stone” 16x in a row with me, listen to me talk about the young pope & at least pretend to agree that it is the pinnacle of fine television, and be super into either punching me in the face or letting me punch them in the face.
Me at the beginning of 2018: Taking on two masochistic little cunts who’d been following me around for years, deciding to pick them apart and see how they work.
Me at the end of 2018: Family game nights and reading bedtime stories over FaceTime and watching stuffed animals wave at me.
I want someone to make me take a picture of myself in the exact same position, put them side by side, and point out every way she looks better than me.
Unpopular opinion: this site is free and owes us nothing. If they decide to ban any word, genre or topic, that’s their decision and we are free to stay or leave as we choose. You may not like it but it’s not oppression.
Me: Stupid sandman, shooting his stuff all over girls’ eyes in their sleep!
Her: …don’t sexualize the sandman! That’s like sexualizing the toothfairy or leprechauns or the Easter bunny!!
Me: Now I’m thinking about a gang-bang where a leprechaun tries to jam a pot of gold up your hoo-hah as the Easter bunny rabbit-fucks your face, knocking out a tooth that the tooth fairy pops in his mouth so he can lick it while he masturbates.… Read the rest “”
