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What sort of word porn do you like to read?

Whatever gets into my head and makes me feel exposed and violated most.

“Whatever.”

Such a rude cunt. I have a name, y’know.

Birthday Boobs 🦄

Happy Birthday, boobs! I remember when you were insignificant bumps that barely merited notice… and now look at you, all big and censored!

anewsubstory:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

this isn’t a nude but you have the exact same energy as this comic strip

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I approve of this comparison.

This is so mean.

You’re just extra-sensitive ‘cause you’re equal parts bug and girl.

Pro-tip: submissive girls turn into hyper-competitive little monsters the minute you put a board game in front of them.

downwardsspiral:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

Me at the beginning of 2018: Taking on two masochistic little cunts who’d been following me around for years, deciding to pick them apart and see how they work.

Me at the end of 2018: Family game nights and reading bedtime stories over FaceTime and watching stuffed animals wave at me.

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daddys–desperatelittlewhore:

bimbo-in-training:

She’s a cutie.

omg 😍😍

I want someone to make me take a picture of myself in the exact same position, put them side by side, and point out every way she looks better than me.

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reapkink:

Unpopular opinion: this site is free and owes us nothing. If they decide to ban any word, genre or topic, that’s their decision and we are free to stay or leave as we choose. You may not like it but it’s not oppression.

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Me: Stupid sandman, shooting his stuff all over girls’ eyes in their sleep!

Her: …don’t sexualize the sandman! That’s like sexualizing the toothfairy or leprechauns or the Easter bunny!!

Me: Now I’m thinking about a gang-bang where a leprechaun tries to jam a pot of gold up your hoo-hah as the Easter bunny rabbit-fucks your face, knocking out a tooth that the tooth fairy pops in his mouth so he can lick it while he masturbates.… Read the rest “”

awkwardfurniturehumper:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

Girls Are Pretty

Some are “spontaneously buy flowers and chase her down the street just to tell her she’s breathtaking and then walk away” pretty.

Others are “hold her hand and stroke her hair while allowing ugly strangers to hurt her in the dark” pretty.

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Pt II 🌸

Well, I suppose the tits do improve matters a bit. The owls are awfully on-the-nose, though.

Oh, and by the way… is there a specific form or duration of attention you’re seeking?

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