This is one of those rare instances where the photo says it all
Men explaining things to me is my kink
In a patronizing way, like I’m a dumb child who can’t understand the most basic of concepts
Hey, you.… Read the rest “”
Tag: conversations
Playin a fun game of Get Flagged Chicken, otherwise affectionately known as What About Female-Presenting Underboob 🙂
Quit denying people the good stuff. Roll up those sweats and give the crowd what it paid to see.
C’mon, freakshow. You know people wanna look.… Read the rest “”
… Read the rest “”A Lie Agreed Upon
I pretend that I push girls to watch Deadwood because it’s the best-written show to ever grace television, and because Al’s relationship with his girls is fucked-up and hot.
But really, I just want to be able to call them “hoopleheads” and have them understand they’re being insulted.
Pt II 🌸
Well, I suppose the tits do improve matters a bit. The owls are awfully on-the-nose, though.
Oh, and by the way… is there a specific form or duration of attention you’re seeking? Or is this just you being generally slutty?… Read the rest “”
s2g next time i’m single i’m just gonna take a roadtrip & bang all my tumblr crushes ¯_(ツ)_/¯
… Read the rest “”Short Stories
“When did your ankles get thick?” he asked.
She frowned.
“I— all I said was ‘good morning’…”
He placed his coffee cup on the counter.
“Really? I wasn’t listening.”
Do you like kissing ?
I’m fond of sweet kisses.
Like the kisses that tell me she’s sorry for not being better.
so, like, ummh. every kiss?
Every now and then, I remember why I like you.
Father says I have rhino skin because I don’t bruise easily but he told me not to worry: it just means he’ll have to hit harder next time
Maybe less “rhino” and more “triceratops”.
~ I need some water, somethin’ came over me
Way too hot to simmer down, might as well overheat ~
Perfection
Perfection? Hah. Hah hah. Ho ho. Greedy made a funny!
Okay, sure, when I first saw these pictures, I thought, “Hey, looking quite fuckable, cunt.”… Read the rest “”