Will you pick me, yet? 🙊
Well, you’re cute and stubbornly patient, which are two qualities I prize. You might merit a beard-encounter on that basis.
But “princess”? 🙄 Keep your ambitions in check, child… you’ve got a much better shot at “chamber pot”.
You’re first up, and as a reward for eagerness, you’re set to receive my Deluxe Touching Package, which includes everything in the Standard Package, with amazing extras like nuzzling, heated groping, and a violent outburst of my choosing, followed by an evening of—
Oh, wait… I see.… Read the rest “”
Tadaa!
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Aw, look at the helpful anon. And that, ladies, is service.
Her: Hey now… I’m not nothing… I’m a trashcan
Me: That’s true. Trashcans are handy to have around.
Her: I’m the handiest trashcan you’ll ever meet
Me: You make a pretty good toilet, too.
There you go, thinking outside the box again. Which suggests you should actually spend some time in a box.
Say, a sturdy, wooden box in the corner, with a couple doilies and a nice houseplant on top… maybe a couple holes drilled in the side, just so you can, I dunno, breathe or whatever.… Read the rest “”
Glowbug: You’re…… mean
Me: I’m not so mean. I just like it when you’re scared and upset. I think of that as “appreciating the whole girl.”
Glowbug: That’s the nicest way of describing really super mean
… Read the rest “”I’m feeling so unmotivated lately and I don’t know how to change it.
I need to work out but I don’t want to
I need to apply for jobs but I don’t want to
I need to get organized but I don’t want to
I just want to lay on the couch and sleep forever and I don’t know how to break out of that.
… Read the rest “Hiiii everyone”You’re alive!
I am! Oh tumbler, I’ve missed you 💕
Tumblr has missed you back, young lady.
Is it pathetic of me to say that I’ve missed your blog the most over these past few years?
You’re alive!
I am! Oh tumbler, I’ve missed you 💕
Tumblr has missed you back, young lady.
… Read the rest “Is there anyway we can talk to you one on one off of tumblr? As lame as it is to say… maybe on Kik or something?”Ugh… Kik. I spend most of my time on an iPad, and Kik still hasn’t bothered to make their app universal. It kinda works in landscape, but it’s ultimately just a shitty, upsized iPhone app. I’m willing to keep it installed because people like @dumbbigtittedslut pester me on occasion, but the chances of a random stranger getting me to engage there are slim.
