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YOU HAVE A BEARD❤️

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

Yup. You can try petting it if you’re d~~umb~~brave enough to get within arm’s reach.

me:

HA! 😏

Really, though? I’d make a shitty shark; I’m not that cold-blooded or single-minded. I’m probably closer to, I dunno… a cranky, bullying Great Dane?… Read the rest “YOU HAVE A BEARD❤️”

You’ve been uploading too much good content. This is too much for my heart. Rip @me.

consciouslycruel:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

I’m confused. Am I supposed to let you Rest In Peace, or tear open your chest and play with the withered little blood-pumper you keep in there?

Given my audience, I feel I have to ask.

I died so many years ago

You can make me feel like it isn’t so

Why you come to be with me

I think I finally know

You’re scared, ashamed of what you feel

And you can’t tell the ones you love

You know they couldn’t deal

Whisper in a dead man’s ear

It doesn’t make it real

How old?

domestic–doll:

jcarnelian:

domestic–doll:

me? 24

@domestic–doll Sorry, I meant how old do you like men to be, following on from an earlier reply you gave (young or old). But thank you for answering.

Oh! Ideally between 30 and 45 I’d say?

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render-me-pointless:

@bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls – I didn’t get excited when I saw these, not one bit…..!

My favor falls like unexpected rain upon the naked and the just.

Mostly the naked.

bruisedxfruits:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

lifelessbabygirl:

Babydoll from sucker punch

(Hint: it’s where my logo comes from)

I’m soooo happy to have this in my hands. Expect to see more of it

I support this. I am very much in favor.

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littleshakespeareanbaby:

littleshakespeareanbaby:

On a scale of 1-10, is it wrong up that I have severely romanticized the relationship between Al and Trixie and now want a relationship like that?

Okay I say this but then I remember the sad girl he replaces her with and I mean, she’s just fucking golden

Let me help you decide which you are.… Read the rest “”

Are British vaginas different than American vaginas? Thank you.

dom-df:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

shylittlebaby:

Yeah instead of squirting tea gushes out

British vaginas also seem slightly smarter. Y’know, because of the accent.

I thought water went round them in opposite directions?

You’re thinking of toilets… which, granted, is an easy mistake to make.

the-littlest-one: bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls: the-littlest-one: Made a choker today A girl’s neck is like a yoke…

the-littlest-one:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

the-littlest-one:

Made a choker today🙌😄

A girl’s neck is like a yoke you can use to pilot her hopeless ass from place to place.

Until one day, when you take her out over open water and let go, just to watch the nosedive.

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So you just like really violent things now? That’s disturbing. Who doesn’t want affection or like romantic cute stuff done to them?

littleshakespeareanbaby:

Well, no. I mean, I still swoon at the idea of getting forehead kisses or calling me cute nicknames or someone taking me by the waist to direct me to where I need to go or just randomly telling me they miss me but I don’t get that stuff and haven’t in over 3 years now.

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My Fetishes?

flashytitle:

greedyagain:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

I’ve always been attracted to the sound women make when they’re feeling particularly small and ineffectual, but I didn’t have a name for it. MTV came to my rescue ten years ago, during a scene on Laguna Beach where two of the hotter, meaner girls were shopping, and one of them was making a kind of whimpering, whiny, squeak as she struggled to grasp an item on a high shelf.

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