But you look at me like maybe
I’m an angel underneath
Innocent and sweet 👼🏻
I think this is my new fave picture of myself 💗
Reblogging for the Meredith Brooks reference.
And that mouth.
Tag: conversations
Don’t hold your pee, it is very dangerous you literally could get very sick
… Read the rest “”Scenes From The Stupid Corner
Me: “It was literally two people your parents’ age, discussing you like a foundling.”
Her: “I wanna be your foundling.”
Her: “Wait, what’s a foundling?”
This about sums things up.
Hahahahaha
(what is a foundling tho??)
… Read the rest “”hiya its the birthday girl! 🎀🛍💘
Happy birthday, Bratty! I feel privileged to have had all these wonderful years to watch you slowly age.
enjoy it! next yr i’ll just be a decomposed pile of crumbled bone & a pink hair bow
Nah… you owe me a dinner, and I have no interest in eating weird British food next to a no-doubt-impatient box of Bratty bits.
hiya its the birthday girl! 🎀🛍💘
Happy birthday, Bratty! I feel privileged to have had all these wonderful years to watch you slowly age.
enjoy it! next yr i’ll just be a decomposed pile of crumbled bone & a pink hair bow
Nah… you owe me a dinner, and I have no interest in eating weird British food next to a no-doubt-impatient box of Bratty bits.… Read the rest “”
hiya its the birthday girl! 🎀🛍💘
Happy birthday, Bratty! I feel privileged to have had all these wonderful years to watch you slowly age.
You can lust from across a room, you can love across oceans, but you can’t properly adore someone if you’re not at his feet.
her: FYI, my mouth is also small.
me: Everything about you is small. (But of varying density.)
… Read the rest “”She’s a cutie.
omg 😍😍
I want someone to make me take a picture of myself in the exact same position, put them side by side, and point out every way she looks better than me.
I’m the walking, talking embodiment of “he’s only mean to you because he likes you.”
Like a 1970s mom’s bad advice, come to life.
ur never mean 2 me!
Why would I be mean to a sickly, squeaky little weirdo like you?