I’m the walking, talking embodiment of “he’s only mean to you because he likes you.”
Like a 1970s mom’s bad advice, come to life.
ur never mean 2 me!
Why would I be mean to a sickly, squeaky little weirdo like you?
Tag: conversations
… Read the rest “”I gotta think more about the fantasy thing. Two things happened. I told @bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls one of the MOST explicit/shocking ones and he was a little shocked. BED. TIME. STORIES. FOR. BROKEN. GIRLS. a little shocked. So maybe I’m not ready to share that one with the world.
Note to self. Don’t piss off @brat-grrl2.
piss me off all u want! just dont try 2 seriously hurt me, rape me, sexually assault me, or anybody i love (i think thats kinda easy 4 most ppl!)
I like that you qualified it with “seriously”.
… Read the rest “”Drone shot of abandoned hospital in Leeds, UK. Video in comments! [1564×1564]
I’m going to buy this and run a free/low cost clinic out of one wing. @bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls is going to do some free psych work in the other wing.
RESOLVED: Women > Fleshlights
… Read the rest “RESOLVED: Women > Fleshlights”[TRIGGER WARNING: Avert your eyes while I write awful things.]
I keep seeing posts asserting that a woman is a marginal substitute for a cooch-in-a-can, and while I understand the sentiment, I think it’s worth remembering that —in reality— women are far more versatile than any silicone snatch squeezed into a plastic travel mug.
Here a non sex question that I hope you don’t find boring. If you could have dinner with anyone, living or dead. Who would be and why?
… Read the rest “Here a non sex question that I hope you don’t find boring. If you could have dinner with anyone, living or dead. Who would be and why?”I am absolutely coming to this dinner. Heads up
Our flights are going to turn this into one seriously pricey meal, greedy.
With that said, I’m all in favor of an Algonquin Round Table of Weird Girls encouraging me to ramble.
Here a non sex question that I hope you don’t find boring. If you could have dinner with anyone, living or dead. Who would be and why?
I am absolutely coming to this dinner. Heads up
Our flights are going to turn this into one seriously pricey meal, greedy.
With that said, I’m all in favor of an Algonquin Round Table of Weird Girls encouraging me to ramble.… Read the rest “Here a non sex question that I hope you don’t find boring. If you could have dinner with anyone, living or dead. Who would be and why?”
Here a non sex question that I hope you don’t find boring. If you could have dinner with anyone, living or dead. Who would be and why?
Note that the “why” goes unanswered.
My company is its own justification. 😀
Hey, to feel like a little doll, is it hard when you’re tall? I’m 201cm and intrigued by you 😍
Hi! No cuz I’m just a different kinda doll! Like there’s polly pocket who’s tiny n cute but there’s also Barbie who’s like all leggy + pretty so I feel just as dolly-ish as someone who’s 5ft 👧🏻
Girafficorns are leggy and pretty, and unlike Barbie, are fully poseable.
How old are you?
… Read the rest “How old are you?”Old enough to have stolen a porn magazine from a Times Square sex shop because there was no internet.
My teenaged shoplifting phase was centered on violating the porn rack at the Waldenbooks in the mall.