Tag: conversations

RESOLVED: Women > Fleshlights

domestic–doll:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

[TRIGGER WARNING: Avert your eyes while I write awful things.]

I keep seeing posts asserting that a woman is a marginal substitute for a cooch-in-a-can, and while I understand the sentiment, I think it’s worth remembering that —in reality— women are far more versatile than any silicone snatch squeezed into a plastic travel mug.

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Here a non sex question that I hope you don’t find boring. If you could have dinner with anyone, living or dead. Who would be and why?

flashytitle:

domestic–doll:

brat-grrl2:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

greedyagain:

brat-grrl2:

@bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls

I am absolutely coming to this dinner. Heads up

Our flights are going to turn this into one seriously pricey meal, greedy.

With that said, I’m all in favor of an Algonquin Round Table of Weird Girls encouraging me to ramble.

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Here a non sex question that I hope you don’t find boring. If you could have dinner with anyone, living or dead. Who would be and why?

greedyagain:

brat-grrl2:

@bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls

I am absolutely coming to this dinner. Heads up

Our flights are going to turn this into one seriously pricey meal, greedy.

With that said, I’m all in favor of an Algonquin Round Table of Weird Girls encouraging me to ramble.… Read the rest “Here a non sex question that I hope you don’t find boring. If you could have dinner with anyone, living or dead. Who would be and why?”

Hey, to feel like a little doll, is it hard when you’re tall? I’m 201cm and intrigued by you 😍

domestic–doll:

Hi! No cuz I’m just a different kinda doll! Like there’s polly pocket who’s tiny n cute but there’s also Barbie who’s like all leggy + pretty so I feel just as dolly-ish as someone who’s 5ft 👧🏻

Girafficorns are leggy and pretty, and unlike Barbie, are fully poseable.

You shouldn’t worry about showing ur face. People will just think what a cute tall cutie and anyone who told your dad or mom would just need fucking off. I’m sure you have the biggest of eyes like doe eyes to go with your pretty young tall body

domestic–doll:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

domestic–doll:

Thanks! My eyes are pretty big 👀

Dear big-eyed girls: stop taunting me with your giant orbs.

That’s right, keep it up. You think you can get away with your oppressive, Disney-like gaze, distracting me from normal activities like not walking into doors!… Read the rest “You shouldn’t worry about showing ur face. People will just think what a cute tall cutie and anyone who told your dad or mom would just need fucking off. I’m sure you have the biggest of eyes like doe eyes to go with your pretty young tall body”