More doms need to get into fashion
“Wear heels and a skirt”
Vs.
“Wear peep toe stilettos and your wed wiggle dress”
My slutbags know what I’m talking about
“Put it on. That’s right, you dirty whore.
“The one with the cap sleeves.”
Tag: conversations
Minimising
My mum, after not seeing me for a little while:
‘omg why have your boobs shrunk!’
😐
“Are you feeling okay, sweetie? It’s just that, normally, I can read your IUD’s serial number through your leggings, but lately you’re wearing pants designed for women who respect themselves.… Read the rest “Minimising”
Do any of you listen to podcasts? Tell me your favorites!
This’ll be heavily weighted toward history-related podcasts, and I prefer scripted to unscripted shows. So with my biases in mind:
- The History of Rome
- The History of Philosophy
- S Town (aka Shit Town)
- Serial
- Fictional
- Myths & Legends
- Hardcore History (his delivery is an acquired taste, but he often lingers on salacious details, and I love me some salacious details)
- The Ancient World
- Revolutions (from the History of Rome guy)
- Freakanomics
- WTF with Marc Maron
- Lore
- As a dedicated and eternal NewsRadio fan, I am contractually obligated to listen to any episode of Joe Rogan that features Andy Dick or Dave Foley.
… Read the rest “”Someone pointed out to me earlier today that 2002 was sixteen years ago, and most of you were innocent babies back then, so you don’t even know this song exists.
And talk about a fucking artifact from a time-gone-by…!
can I please just not feel empathy anymore I want it gone
I don’t think you can actually get rid of it once you have it… that ship has probably sailed.
But I’ve learned empathy can be controlled. With difficulty, with specific people, in specific contexts.… Read the rest “”
… Read the rest “”“I’d never want to be a part of a club who would have me as a member”
Re: my skepticism towards men who say they love me
“You do? What’s wrong with you?”
Me: ‘he said he likes me.
had any vacation cock?
Nooo sadly not! I’ve been perving on all the hot dads/husbands but nothing happened!
You’re a cute, slutty, pliable Space Needle of a girl, somewhere between a giraffe and a unicorn.
Few men are brave enough to try and mount the girafficorn in the wild.
… Read the rest “”My Life
girl: Tell me what you do to girls.
me: I get to know them a little, they open themselves up to me, and then I describe what I find inside them. Then they fall in love.
My Life
girl: Tell me what you do to girls.
me: I get to know them a little, they open themselves up to me, and then I describe what I find inside them. Then they fall in love.
girl: That… can’t be it.… Read the rest “My Life”
Try having some self-respect, ya fucking loser
sillysexystupid-deactivated2020:
I am unfamiliar w this “self-respect” you speak of. Elaborate pls?
Self-respect: a thing that is explicitly and plainly all about *you* that other people somehow feel entitled to make all about *them*.