dumbbigtittedslut-deactivated20:
I have not. I don’t even think I’ve been fully fisted in the front area, to be honest with you, but not for lack of trying.
I gotta find a lady domme with little soft hands or something.
“Okay, this shit is happening tonight.… Read the rest “Have you ever had your ass fisted?”
More doms need to get into fashion
“Wear heels and a skirt”
Vs.
“Wear peep toe stilettos and your wed wiggle dress”
My slutbags know what I’m talking about
“Put it on. That’s right, you dirty whore.
“The one with the cap sleeves.”
My mum, after not seeing me for a little while:
‘omg why have your boobs shrunk!’
😐
“Are you feeling okay, sweetie? It’s just that, normally, I can read your IUD’s serial number through your leggings, but lately you’re wearing pants designed for women who respect themselves.… Read the rest “Minimising”
Do any of you listen to podcasts? Tell me your favorites!
This’ll be heavily weighted toward history-related podcasts, and I prefer scripted to unscripted shows. So with my biases in mind:
… Read the rest “”Someone pointed out to me earlier today that 2002 was sixteen years ago, and most of you were innocent babies back then, so you don’t even know this song exists.
And talk about a fucking artifact from a time-gone-by…!
can I please just not feel empathy anymore I want it gone
I don’t think you can actually get rid of it once you have it… that ship has probably sailed.
But I’ve learned empathy can be controlled. With difficulty, with specific people, in specific contexts.… Read the rest “”
… Read the rest “”“I’d never want to be a part of a club who would have me as a member”
Re: my skepticism towards men who say they love me
“You do? What’s wrong with you?”
Me: ‘he said he likes me.
Nooo sadly not! I’ve been perving on all the hot dads/husbands but nothing happened!
You’re a cute, slutty, pliable Space Needle of a girl, somewhere between a giraffe and a unicorn.
Few men are brave enough to try and mount the girafficorn in the wild.
… Read the rest “”My Life
girl: Tell me what you do to girls.
me: I get to know them a little, they open themselves up to me, and then I describe what I find inside them. Then they fall in love.
girl: Tell me what you do to girls.
me: I get to know them a little, they open themselves up to me, and then I describe what I find inside them. Then they fall in love.
girl: That… can’t be it.… Read the rest “My Life”
