You ache for me without knowing me. My touch is a dream that keeps you awake. Your tongue has never tasted my name, and yet it sings to me in adoration. It feels like madness, this frightful longing that consumes you.… Read the rest “”
truth in advertising
I don’t want to be a scold, but someone should point out that your pussy lacks accessibility options. That visual labeling only helps sighted molesters; blind users —-or sighted men who like working by feel— need affordances to ensure they can navigate their way up those long-ass legs to what is, I must admit, a very appealing cunt.… Read the rest “”
You didn’t mean for it to happen; you’re not even sure *how* it happened. You didn’t offer, and I didn’t accept. But here we are.
It must be disturbing, realizing that someone accidentally owns you… owns you like a fragile, insignificant object that has fallen into the orbit of something far greater than itself, some sort of dark matter you’ve always suspected was there but you just couldn’t see.… Read the rest “”
… Read the rest “”All y’all pineapple pizza lovers can go straight to hell
Looking at you, @bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls. You want some mango for your steak? Strawberries for your cheeseburger?
Fucking-A I’ll eat mango with steak! Are you kidding?
All y’all pineapple pizza lovers can go straight to hell
Looking at you, @bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls. You want some mango for your steak? Strawberries for your cheeseburger?
Fucking-A I’ll eat mango with steak! Are you kidding? Marinated flank, grilled, sliced on the bias, served on tortillas with cilantro, green onion, and a mango salsa… that shit *kills*.… Read the rest “”
I wanna look like her pls
And we all want that *for* you.
But I’m afraid there’s no ass pretty enough to solve your problems.
… Read the rest “”Makes sense to me; it’s a waste of time, kissing a girl who needs to be handled.
Because yeah, if I’m brushing my lips over the whole of your body, I’m probably doing something gross like “thinking of your feelings” or “caring about your pleasure.”
MEN: what’s the appeal of cumming on a girl’s face?
She sits in front of a mirror for hours on end, obsessing over every hint of asymmetry and every errant hair. She takes selfies and then zooms into them so she can map her pores like an explorer surveying the terrain of an alien world.… Read the rest “”
Makes sense to me; it’s a waste of time, kissing a girl who needs to be handled.
Because yeah, if I’m brushing my lips over the whole of your body, I’m probably doing something gross like “thinking of your feelings” or “caring about your pleasure.”… Read the rest “”
… Read the rest “”So Kevin Smith had a heart attack —fair warning: if he dies, expect me to go from zero to mid-life crisis in under 24 hours— and Heather Locklear tried to beat up a cop.
My youth had a rough weekend.
