… Read the rest “”Every time I see @littleshakespeareanbaby pop up on my dash, I think of this scene. It’s fun, knowing the greatest writer in the English language worked so hard to gaslight society into believing life was always tougher for the bosses.
Tag: conversations
… Read the rest “”Pillow Talk
You’re educated, but kind of stupid. You’re grown, but an infantile mess. You’re overflowing with the future, and yet studiously fixated on an ever-shrinking sliver of the past. The only truly volitional, defining acts of your life have been your squandering of opportunities and refusal of responsibilities.
What’s the biggest thing you’ve put in your ass?
A dick. And ya know what? If I’m not drunk this is usually how it feels.
Once, while still young and alive with ambition, I was deep-dicking a girl on her back with her knees around her ears, and one of us lost the rhythm.… Read the rest “What’s the biggest thing you’ve put in your ass?”
31)Describe your most taboo fantasy. 93)Tag your Tumblr crush Lol I like that one I’m gonna reblog.
… Read the rest “31)Describe your most taboo fantasy. 93)Tag your Tumblr crush Lol I like that one I’m gonna reblog.”31. describe ur most taboo fantasy
lmao i know the more i say this the more y’all get curious 😭 ok so it may not be THE most taboo fantasy but A taboo fantasy i have is to be like gaslighted into relying completely on a partner in a v gross way
93.
… Read the rest “”So today has been kinda crazy for me. After reading @that-brainy-bimbo‘s post earlier, I couldn’t stop thinking about it. She is someone I admire greatly and I didn’t expect someone that tough and strong would have a past like that.
How come most of the time girls have dildos on the bigger size but always say “size doesn’t matter” lol
You’re not in love with a dildo
[a disconsolate gasp, emanating from your bedside drawer]
You… you’re not?
What’s your fuck, marry, kill from buffy?? Tell ussss 😄😄
ok i have every episode of buffy & angel on tape & this is v hard but KILL FAITH (guh uhhh 5/5 B), prob fuck xander/evil spike/nice angel (i know laaaaaame i always hated him when i was younger & he pants 2 much for somebody w/ no breath) & marry willow naturally i loved her since 4eva
I’d fuck Glory, marry Anya, and kill Xander ‘cause his penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe.
“Aww… you make a funny sound when you die inside.”
—Me, on Christmas Day
Being called cunt in a mean and patronizing makes my tummy do somersaults tbh
*update*
Being called sweetheart and honey in a patronizing manner makes me super squirmy and gives me butterflies and makes me want to do anything you tell me to
Come here for a second, sweetheart… I want to show my friends something.… Read the rest “”
I’m HUNGRY and I’m PETTY and I’m IMPULSIVE AS FUCK,
COME FUCK WITH ME
…said the siren to the sea.