So Kevin Smith had a heart attack —fair warning: if he dies, expect me to go from zero to mid-life crisis in under 24 hours— and Heather Locklear tried to beat up a cop.
Every time I see @littleshakespeareanbaby pop up on my dash, I think of this scene. It’s fun, knowing the greatest writer in the English language worked so hard to gaslight society into believing life was always tougher for the bosses.
You’re educated, but kind of stupid. You’re grown, but an infantile mess. You’re overflowing with the future, and yet studiously fixated on an ever-shrinking sliver of the past. The only truly volitional, defining acts of your life have been your squandering of opportunities and refusal of responsibilities.
lmao i know the more i say this the more y’all get curious 😭 ok so it may not be THE most taboo fantasy but A taboo fantasy i have is to be like gaslighted into relying completely on a partner in a v gross way
So today has been kinda crazy for me. After reading @that-brainy-bimbo‘s post earlier, I couldn’t stop thinking about it. She is someone I admire greatly and I didn’t expect someone that tough and strong would have a past like that.
ok i have every episode of buffy & angel on tape & this is v hard but KILL FAITH (guh uhhh 5/5 B), prob fuck xander/evil spike/nice angel (i know laaaaaame i always hated him when i was younger & he pants 2 much for somebody w/ no breath) & marry willow naturally i loved her since 4eva
I’d fuck Glory, marry Anya, and kill Xander ‘cause his penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe.
“Aww… you make a funny sound when you die inside.”
Being called cunt in a mean and patronizing makes my tummy do somersaults tbh
*update*
Being called sweetheart and honey in a patronizing manner makes me super squirmy and gives me butterflies and makes me want to do anything you tell me to
Come here for a second, sweetheart… I want to show my friends something.… Read the rest “”
Henry V – Act 4 Scene 1
