who measures their dick using the metric system
Human history is nothing more than the long, slow process of men developing ever-finer scales of measurement for their penises.
I’m pretty sure Noah spent half his nights in the ark measuring his dick and inwardly lamenting that a “quarter of a cubit” didn’t sound as impressive as it should.
All I want in this world is to be treated like a dumb little child and constantly be patronized, talked down to and babied
Why yes, dear, that’s a lovely anniversary card you’ve made for me! I mean, you could have just bought me something I’d enjoy, like a normal person with a credit card, but you decided that hand-made gifts are “more special”.… Read the rest “”
BACK AGAIN
KITTNS BACK
TELL A FRIEND❤️
It’s always nice, losing something pretty and then finding it again.
ok but my snapchat probably has more users than a small company beta testing an app. have fun buddy with your erection and grudge
An Erection & A Grudge: The Internet Man Story
Good night dear followers. Sweet dreams 😘
Do people actually have sweet dreams? I have exciting, disturbing, or hilarious dreams on a routine basis, but never sweet.
needylittlecunt-deactivated2017:
Lol bro you’re anonymous. I’m not telling you shit.
Any woman who quickly volunteers her darkest fantasy has just told someone a lie.
… Read the rest “It looked like you were just pushing water out of your vagina. I know where the urethra is and it certainly didn’t look like the liquid was coming out of it 😂 When I piss my lips don’t push open like that, because it’s a totally different area… I guess the dinguses are the ones really believing that was you pissing!”yes u got me! i went 2 the store, bought a douche (can u even buy them in uk stores??) filled it up w/ water, inserted it in2 my pussy & then i filmed myself pushing the water out of my pussy 2 defraud my clients & dupe the tumblr community.
Making me pretty.
You know as silly as this may sound…with all my “stuff” and mentally what I can take…. This would really upset me…. I think
Makes sense to me. There’s power in a girl’s paint job, and smearing it around makes a mockery of that power.
sillysexystupid-deactivated2020:
… Read the rest “If you were to show an enema on your snapchat what would you show? Whole thing? Just what goes in?”I dunno! I try to keep my snapchat kinda tame (I piss outside/drink my own piss/try to gape my ass/fist my cunt… “tame” lol but still!) bc I don’t wanna freak out anyone TOO much. Not everyone is gonna be into the gross things I’m into & I wanna keep my snapchat enjoyable for everyone so.
