… Read the rest “My Fetishes?”I’ve always been attracted to the sound women make when they’re feeling particularly small and ineffectual, but I didn’t have a name for it. MTV came to my rescue ten years ago, during a scene on Laguna Beach where two of the hotter, meaner girls were shopping, and one of them was making a kind of whimpering, whiny, squeak as she struggled to reach an item on a high shelf.
Tag: conversations
Strawberry and mango?
… Read the rest “Strawberry and mango?”A language I wish I could speak: Probably Spanish because it comes up the most.
I started my blog about three or four years ago. The first one. I started it so I could have a place to post the shitty fanfiction I was writing at that time.
You’d be wasted if you weren’t being ruined, and you’re too good to waste.
… Read the rest “”i need a man who’d kill for me
So, just to clarify, is that:
“I need a man who’d kill in my defense.”
…or:
“I need a man who’d kill his way through a summer camp full of slutty cheerleaders just to get to me.”
i need a man who’d kill for me
So, just to clarify, is that:
“I need a man who’d kill in my defense.”
…or:
“I need a man who’d kill his way through a summer camp full of slutty cheerleaders just to get to me.”… Read the rest “”
beat me and baby me 🍼
[pushes you down stairs]
What, you gonna cry now? You gonna cry, big baby? Why does your shoulder look like that, ya freaky li’l baby-head? I figured you had a soft spot on your skull, but I didn’t know your joints were made of taffy, too.… Read the rest “”
Good lord I hope you’re in England. How I’d love to meet you 😍
dumbbigtittedslut-deactivated20:
I wish I was. All the best slags are British.
Don’t talk like that. Our sluts may not have a slag’s Old World charm and millennium of bad breeding, but no one works harder at whoring than the good ol’ North American skank.
I always get a little too excited when I see that @bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls liked some of my posts.
One can only imagine what will happen when he reblogs you.
Tumblr crushes?
@rapekittn, @shylittlebaby, @used-trash, @bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls, @intersectdisconnect, @inductionofautosadism among many many many more
How flattering! Now that you mention it, I could see crushing you.
I think you’d be cute, all purple and smooshed.
LOL
I’m impressed. I can’t even teach my dog to fetch, but someone taught a douche to type.