If this is the best version of my ideal self, I don’t know who’s in more trouble: me, or the lot of you.
Tag: conversations
People asking me questions about my upcoming birthday make me sad cause I really really really do not wanna grow up.
Don’t worry so much. You’ll be at least 30 before men start actively looking past you to the newer models, and you can certainly be as infantile and self-defeating as you like in the recesses of your mind.… Read the rest “”
What’s your number 1 fantasy???
… Read the rest “What’s your number 1 fantasy???”sillysexystupid-deactivated2020:
Daddy sewing my cunt shut & forcing me to be an anal only cunt. I like to picture myself kicking & screaming. Begging Him not to. Telling Him He can’t do that, it’s not fair. In my head, Daddy patiently smiles at me, explains that I’m His property, so of course He can do whatever He wants with me.
You’re not done eating her out until she grabs you by the hair and pulls you up because she can’t handle it anymore.
That’s quitter talk.
If she can’t handle it anymore, then shit is just getting interesting.
Feedback Loops
I’m a horrid procrastinator because I’m an egregiously obsessive perfectionist with a firm grasp on reality. I frequently refuse to reply to messages, not because I don’t want to talk, but because I don’t want to spend an hour precisely articulating a response.
… Read the rest “”Boys don’t like me because I’d rather flirt with their fathers than them
bet the fathers like you. I know I would. Flirt with me, or better yet, have sex with me, I’m father age.
babygirl-loveslightpinkthings:
Why do I hate pubic hair on girls
I don’t know about you, but for me, a bush is something you hide behind. I prefer my girls as naked and vulnerable as possible.
You need to serve my asshole and my huge Dick with ur filthy mouth, u whore
mindless-little-pet-deactivated:
Your* you* I don’t understand why it is so hard to spell words out.
I’m a little unclear on the purpose of the capital D in dick, as well. Does he also kiss with his Lips, slap with his Hand, and fart with his Ass?… Read the rest “You need to serve my asshole and my huge Dick with ur filthy mouth, u whore”
littlepainslut would make a lovely puppy. More pink and plenty of pretty bows and frills: she’d be a fancy little lap dog.
Not to mention my hair would be better..
I like that you’re being catty while contemplating being a puppy.
Cranky Old Man Shit: Emotional Rescue
… Read the rest “Cranky Old Man Shit: Emotional Rescue”It’s starting to annoy me that people want to ‘save’ me. I can’t be saved, I’m past that. I can face the fact that I’m nothing but a worthless little cunt and that is all I will ever be.