You got a perfect rack

awww thank u 🙊😍

It’s particularly impressive since it wasn’t always a rack. Six years ago, it was more like a couple thumbtacks and a dream.

domestic–doll:

When I was 18 I would put on that shirt and imagine how hot it would look if I had big boobs. Dreams come true 🖤

Hell, when you were 18, everyone imagined how it would look if you had any boobs at all.… Read the rest “”

I’m 24 and I have no tits. Does this bother men? I’m really insecure about it.

domestic–doll:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

I assume it will bother men who are fixated on big boobs… and I’ll grant you, that is a lot of men.

But personally, I like flat-chested girls. What they lack in womanly allure, they make up for by being desperate and good for a laugh.

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domestic–doll:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

“Everybody loves to laugh. Larry David is great. Albert Brooks. Mel Brooks. I like girls that cry.”

—

David Lynch: An Oral History

It’s like the man lives in my brain.

I feel like I should do a “history of popular culture” course with you but i also feel like you’d get frustrated and knock me out after 10 minutes 🤔 @bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls

You’ve effectively captured the essence of being involved with me.… Read the rest “”

domestic–doll:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

domestic–doll:

I might move to an apartment that BG owns and I’m not gonna lie I’ve thought a lot about 24/7 surveillance and getting surprised by a cock ramming into me in the middle of the night 💁🏻‍♀️

Among the stuff I’ve learned over the last year: 24/7 surveillance is one of my favorite things.

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domestic–doll:

I might move to an apartment that BG owns and I’m not gonna lie I’ve thought a lot about 24/7 surveillance and getting surprised by a cock ramming into me in the middle of the night 💁🏻‍♀️

Among the stuff I’ve learned over the last year: 24/7 surveillance is one of my favorite things.… Read the rest “”

domestic–doll:

Birthday Boobs 🦄

Happy Birthday, boobs! I remember when you were insignificant bumps that barely merited notice… and now look at you, all big and censored!

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

littleshakespeareanbaby:

domestic–doll:

littleshakespeareanbaby:

This is one of those rare instances where the photo says it all

Men explaining things to me is my kink

In a patronizing way, like I’m a dumb child who can’t understand the most basic of concepts

Hey, you.… Read the rest “”

Is there anyway we can talk to you one on one off of tumblr? As lame as it is to say… maybe on Kik or something?

domestic–doll:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

Ugh… Kik. I spend most of my time on an iPad, and Kik still hasn’t bothered to make their app universal. It kinda works in landscape, but it’s ultimately just a shitty, upsized iPhone app. I’m willing to keep it installed because people like @dumbbigtittedslut pester me on occasion, but the chances of a random stranger getting me to engage there are slim.

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