domestic–doll:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

Yup. You can try petting it if you’re dumbbrave enough to get within arm’s reach.

me:

HA! 😏

Really, though? I’d make a shitty shark; I’m not that cold-blooded or single-minded. I’m probably closer to, I dunno… a cranky, bullying Great Dane?… Read the rest “YOU HAVE A BEARD❤️”

domestic–doll:

jcarnelian:

domestic–doll:

me? 24

@domestic–doll Sorry, I meant how old do you like men to be, following on from an earlier reply you gave (young or old). But thank you for answering.

Oh! Ideally between 30 and 45 I’d say?

… Read the rest “How old?”

domestic–doll:

Hi! No cuz I’m just a different kinda doll! Like there’s polly pocket who’s tiny n cute but there’s also Barbie who’s like all leggy + pretty so I feel just as dolly-ish as someone who’s 5ft 👧🏻

Girafficorns are leggy and pretty, and unlike Barbie, are fully poseable.

domestic–doll:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

domestic–doll:

Thanks! My eyes are pretty big 👀

Dear big-eyed girls: stop taunting me with your giant orbs.

That’s right, keep it up. You think you can get away with your oppressive, Disney-like gaze, distracting me from normal activities like not walking into doors!… Read the rest “You shouldn’t worry about showing ur face. People will just think what a cute tall cutie and anyone who told your dad or mom would just need fucking off. I’m sure you have the biggest of eyes like doe eyes to go with your pretty young tall body”

domestic–doll:

Thanks! My eyes are pretty big 👀

Dear big-eyed girls: stop taunting me with your giant orbs.

domestic–doll:

Just do it ✔️

I just want Martin Scorsespee here to elaborate on the right way to record yourself pissing.

(To think, I was there the day someone invented Urination Critique as a discipline.)