… Read the rest “#”Omg you’re a super nice man (ermmmmm sorry jk he’s a monster of course) and you have one of the best minds ever! Your stories are my favorite and your blog is so unique and perfect and it always makes me shiver and drip and I love it!
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… Read the rest “”Someone pointed out to me earlier today that 2002 was sixteen years ago, and most of you were innocent babies back then, so you don’t even know this song exists.
And talk about a fucking artifact from a time-gone-by…!
had any vacation cock?
Nooo sadly not! I’ve been perving on all the hot dads/husbands but nothing happened!
You’re a cute, slutty, pliable Space Needle of a girl, somewhere between a giraffe and a unicorn.
Few men are brave enough to try and mount the girafficorn in the wild.
truth in advertising
I don’t want to be a scold, but someone should point out that your pussy lacks accessibility options. That visual labeling only helps sighted molesters; blind users —-or sighted men who like working by feel— need affordances to ensure they can navigate their way up those long-ass legs to what is, I must admit, a very appealing cunt.… Read the rest “”
… Read the rest “”So Kevin Smith had a heart attack —fair warning: if he dies, expect me to go from zero to mid-life crisis in under 24 hours— and Heather Locklear tried to beat up a cop.
My youth had a rough weekend.
… Read the rest “”So today has been kinda crazy for me. After reading @that-brainy-bimbo‘s post earlier, I couldn’t stop thinking about it. She is someone I admire greatly and I didn’t expect someone that tough and strong would have a past like that.