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The Bean & Biscuit Dynamic, illustrated.
(Little House on the Prairie — 1974 — “Country Girls”)
Do you look anything like your pfp?
Do you look anything like your pfp?
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Not even vaguely. But Glowbug thinks I look slightly like this:
…while Peanut thinks I look like this:
Oh, and I once had someone randomly say I looked like this:
And of course, to Blossom, I’m just…
UPDATE: I left off Piglet’s suggestion, because frankly it depresses me to look like Ellsworth, the Debbie Downer of Deadwood.… Read the rest “Do you look anything like your pfp?”
Do any of your girls legitimately have a bedtime set by you?
Do any of your girls legitimately have a bedtime set by you?
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Pinky’s the only one with a sleep issue that would benefit from a bedtime, and hers is mostly caused by short-term allergy meds. The rest are gonna snap awake with nightmares after a few hours, whether I put them to bed at 9pm or midnight.… Read the rest “Do any of your girls legitimately have a bedtime set by you?”
Ill-Considered Cunt Thoughts
I will concede my occasional emission of a certain… feminine energy. However.
- You know what? The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return. Bitch.
- I was unaware Lorde’s “Team” was a girly song.
I then had to explain that trash bags are measured in gallons.
It’s sad when they’re too stupid to understand they’re being insulted.
… Read the rest “”security blanket
my sister gave me a gift, a soft pink pillow with a soft pink unicorn on it. It unzips into a soft purple blanket, and it keeps me safe and warm.
when I get lonely, I spend extra time with it.
… Read the rest “”my heart sings and my cunt throbs at the quiet, calm command of His voice: “65. 70, then. 75. Okay, 80,” directing my sister to increase the intensity level of the shocks I receive.
I’m throbbing from the shocks too, but nothing in the world compares to what His voice can do.