Dunno why, but I find it weird you’ve never had a one night stand…

Dunno why, but I find it weird you’ve never had a one night stand – has the right person never come up, or were you never looking?

storyofasub:

I just really care so much more about how someone can mentally turn me on, get in my head, own me, turn me into their perfect girl.

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Do you look anything like your pfp?

Do you look anything like your pfp?

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

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Not even vaguely. But Glowbug thinks I look slightly like this:

…while Peanut thinks I look like this:

Oh, and I once had someone randomly say I looked like this:

And of course, to Blossom, I’m just…

UPDATE: I left off Piglet’s suggestion, because frankly it depresses me to look like Ellsworth, the Debbie Downer of Deadwood.… Read the rest “Do you look anything like your pfp?”

I dreamt we were going on a road trip around England. Due to my…

I dreamt we were going on a road trip around England. Due to my poor navigation, we ended up in London unintentionally. Luckily Kate Moss let us stay at her house. You were scary but kind.

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A road trip around England does sound nice.… Read the rest “I dreamt we were going on a road trip around England. Due to my…”

I’ll be honest, the only reasons I can think of wanting to feed Glowbug…

I’ll be honest, the only reasons I can think of wanting to feed Glowbug macarons is because she has nice tits and is willing to eat ass

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Her tits are indeed pretty good… they haven’t been stabbed with needles nearly often enough, but overall, they’re fine.… Read the rest “I’ll be honest, the only reasons I can think of wanting to feed Glowbug…”

I wanna feed Glowbug macarons while we lie in bed together, so I wanna…

I wanna feed Glowbug macarons while we lie in bed together, so I wanna see your list as to why she’s never had it, doesn’t deserve it lol

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What, you want me to publicly dismantle and document the fleshy apparatus she pilots to and fro through life like a dwarven Gundam forged from bad decisions and carbohydrates?… Read the rest “I wanna feed Glowbug macarons while we lie in bed together, so I wanna…”

ngl you’d be a hot domme i reckon – you know what you want…

ngl you’d be a hot domme i reckon – you know what you want and aren’t afraid to get it. Plus it would look amazing, lil 5’1 you bossing 6’4 me around 😳😳

storyofasub:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

storyofasub:

……..why are you putting v dangerous ideas into my head though

“Dangerous”.

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