Always remember that it’s okay if I confuse and overwhelm your feelings.
After all, my feelings are the ones that really matter to you.
Tag: glowbug
Hey, folks. I thought I’d introduce you to this chick I know. Her name’s Cindy… she’s a foreign exchange student who came to live with me over Christmas.
I’m not exactly sure how old she is; somewhere around 15, I think.… Read the rest “”
Duh.
Pro-tip: submissive girls turn into hyper-competitive little monsters the minute you put a board game in front of them.
I think this just about sums up the way my relationships work.
At this point, it’s clear that some people aren’t as scared of me as they should be.
Her: Mr Bbbbbb! Gym is *killing* me! It’s almost being as mean as you ☹️
Me: What did Gym say to you, pumpkin? Did he touch you? Here, use this scale model to show me where he touched you!
Her: omg….… Read the rest “”
Glowbug: You’re…… mean
Me: I’m not so mean. I just like it when you’re scared and upset. I think of that as “appreciating the whole girl.”
Glowbug: That’s the nicest way of describing really super mean
me: So what’s on today’s agenda?
her: I think I’m going to the celebration.
me: Aw, The Brave Little Toaster Goes To The Parade!
her: Toaster?
me: Y’know, ‘cause you’re boxy, but hot.
her: ………
The best compliments are always applied with the back of the hand.