Life Lessons
Girls don’t need to learn.
They need to absorb.
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Life Lessons
When I ask for an inch, give me a mile.
We both know you could use the exercise.
Life Lessons
My job is to turn my failures into successes, and yours is to bear the scars.
Life Lessons
Sometimes a girl just wants to be simple for a complicated man.
Life Lessons
A cunt who tells me “I don’t want that” is a cunt who will most certainly betray herself soon enough.
Life Lessons
It’s the tough little cookies, with their sharp tongues and eager fists, who sob the sweetest when your break them down.
Life Lessons
I have learned that the single most dominant thing an old man can do to a young woman is force her to use email on a regular basis.
It’s like herding cats on to a frozen pond; if you can pull it off at all, you’re going to be treated to an incredible display of excitement and awkwardness.
Life Lessons
There’s nothing more humiliating for a girl than losing her respect for a man.
No one wants to be the dumb bitch who didn’t see it coming.
Life Lessons
All you really need is a man who will let you be his accomplice.
Even when you’re his only victim.
Life Lessons
Never date a man who can’t outsmart you.
Overpowering you is what a man does when he’s run out of ideas.