… Read the rest “Why use lush when you can use your magic fingers”Why use lush when you can use your magic fingers
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That’s nonsense!
Why dig a grave with a backhoe when you can hand her a shovel and tell her to dig it herself?
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What would be the best way to peak the interest of a naughty girl like you?
Probably not referring to girls as naughty would be the best start..
Also knowing the difference between peaking, peeking, and piquing helps.
favourite sweet treat?
Ooo I really love those Chessman cookies, they’re very delicious and perfect for dipping in tea! Other than that, I like kit kats and alllll fruit, especially strawberries 🍓
I always get these anons asking if there’s a non-sexual way to tell a girl’s submissive.… Read the rest “favourite sweet treat?”
Are you ok?
Hardly ever lol
“Ok?”
I’ll have you know she is a great, huge, grand mess.
Ok is for boring girls.
… Read the rest “”Sometimes I wonder what my younger self would say to the person I am now. That younger self, so self assured and prideful, feministic, intelligent and independent, going to mass every Sunday like the good Catholic girl she was.
What kind of games do u enjoy!
… Read the rest “What kind of games do u enjoy!”I like all kinds of games! I like board games, especially scrabble, and I like card games, like gin and setback, and puzzles!
And Carcassonne! She loves Carcassonne! She’s suuuuuuper good at it, too! Watching her play is like watching Queen’s Gambit, only with little cardboard plots of French countryside instead of chess pieces, and an even more insatiable desire for drug-induced euphoria.
… Read the rest “”A New Year’s Goal: have a wine bottle shoved up my ass and be a party favor to be passed around for amusement and pleasure for 2021 NYE
Prime example of how sometimes, my intellect fails me.
This is one of those rare instances where the photo says it all
Men explaining things to me is my kink
In a patronizing way, like I’m a dumb child who can’t understand the most basic of concepts
Hey, you.… Read the rest “”
Father says I have rhino skin because I don’t bruise easily but he told me not to worry: it just means he’ll have to hit harder next time
Maybe less “rhino” and more “triceratops”.
… Read the rest “”I’m feeling so unmotivated lately and I don’t know how to change it.
I need to work out but I don’t want to
I need to apply for jobs but I don’t want to
I need to get organized but I don’t want to
I just want to lay on the couch and sleep forever and I don’t know how to break out of that.