I’ve heard that when pathetic, whiny girls take a couple dozen shots to the gut, they end up hugging the toilet for half the night like giant babies.
Any truth to the rumor?
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On a scale of 1-10, is it wrong up that I have severely romanticized the relationship between Al and Trixie and now want a relationship like that?
Okay I say this but then I remember the sad girl he replaces her with and I mean, she’s just fucking golden
Let me help you decide which you are.… Read the rest “”
So you just like really violent things now? That’s disturbing. Who doesn’t want affection or like romantic cute stuff done to them?
… Read the rest “So you just like really violent things now? That’s disturbing. Who doesn’t want affection or like romantic cute stuff done to them?”Well, no. I mean, I still swoon at the idea of getting forehead kisses or calling me cute nicknames or someone taking me by the waist to direct me to where I need to go or just randomly telling me they miss me but I don’t get that stuff and haven’t in over 3 years now.
Henry V – Act 4 Scene 1… Read the rest “”Every time I see @littleshakespeareanbaby pop up on my dash, I think of this scene. It’s fun, knowing the greatest writer in the English language worked so hard to gaslight society into believing life was always tougher for the bosses.
Being called cunt in a mean and patronizing makes my tummy do somersaults tbh
*update*
Being called sweetheart and honey in a patronizing manner makes me super squirmy and gives me butterflies and makes me want to do anything you tell me to
Come here for a second, sweetheart… I want to show my friends something.… Read the rest “”
All I want in this world is to be treated like a dumb little child and constantly be patronized, talked down to and babied
Why yes, dear, that’s a lovely anniversary card you’ve made for me! I mean, you could have just bought me something I’d enjoy, like a normal person with a credit card, but you decided that hand-made gifts are “more special”.… Read the rest “”