memories | Bedtime Stories for Broken Girls

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

littleshakespeareanbaby:

Father says I have rhino skin because I don’t bruise easily but he told me not to worry: it just means he’ll have to hit harder next time

Maybe less “rhino” and more “triceratops”.

I didn’t know this had survived The Purge!… Read the rest “”

I’m assuming you’ve attracted every broken girl in the northern hemisphere, but do you…

I’m assuming you’ve attracted every broken girl in the northern hemisphere, but do you have any male friends you’ve made in kink spaces? Or do you tend to avoid that?

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

For the record, I’m moving into the southern hemisphere now.

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retrocgads:UK 1985 I saved and saved until I had the money for Ultima III,…

retrocgads:

UK 1985

I saved and saved until I had the money for Ultima III, and it became a pivotal experience in my teen life. In multiple lives, actually… the friend who co-piloted the game with me ended up naming his first kid after one of our party’s characters.… Read the rest “retrocgads:UK 1985 I saved and saved until I had the money for Ultima III,…”

I can’t name a single porn star of recent vintage, but I instantly recognized…

I can’t name a single porn star of recent vintage, but I instantly recognized this scene with Aurora Snow and Gauge from… I dunno? 2003?

I think it was the first A2M/A2V shoot I saw, and I remember thinking, “So there are no more uncrossable lines.… Read the rest “I can’t name a single porn star of recent vintage, but I instantly recognized…”

Happy fuckin’ New Year, ya hoopleheads.

Are you feeling any better yet?

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

Now I have a sinus infection to add to my collection of bullshit.

At this rate, I fully expect to have coronavirus before the week is out.

[narrator voice]: He did.

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

Under Construction

Anything could happen, between the two of us. Everything. Nothing. It’s hard to say, and day-to-day. But whatever becomes of us, I want you to go on.

I want you to ache for me throughout a long, long life.

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bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls: domestic–doll: bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls: Someone pointed out to me earlier today that 2002 was sixteen…

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

domestic–doll:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

Someone pointed out to me earlier today that 2002 was sixteen years ago, and most of you were innocent babies back then, so you don’t even know this song exists.

And talk about a fucking artifact from a time-gone-by…!

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bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

Tough Compliments For Soft Girls

“You’re like a nuclear waste disposal site for my semen. You’re where I go to bury my sins.”

I still remember the Discord conversation where this came up…

Peeking

I’ve got a new girl set up with cameras, and I swear, it never gets old.

The first time I look in on a girl she’s usually prepared, anxious, and watching for the LED to change color. She plays it cool, and her nervousness comes out by hiding behind her hair or blankets, or through the waggling of her hyperactive hands/feet.… Read the rest “Peeking”