Have you ever been on an official date?

Um… once, I think?

If by “official date” you mean “two people who aren’t in a relationship formally agree to go to dinner-and-a-chick-flick at a set time in an attempt to explore their sexual tension”… yeah, once. We had Mexican —or she did, I embarrassed myself by ordering a hamburger because I didn’t know what “fajitas” were— and then watched The Cutting Edge.… Read the rest “Have you ever been on an official date?”

I’m at work and the bar is so dead today ive been scrolling through your blog. I’m so squirmy 🙈I can’t wait for my shift to end so I can edge myself stupid

The first time I made a girl squirm at work was 1990. She was fifteen years my senior, and had a husband in prison. She’d been flirting with me for quite some time, and I guess I was feeling bold.

I came up behind her while she was standing in front of a low wall, talking to a couple of our co-workers on the opposite side.… Read the rest “I’m at work and the bar is so dead today ive been scrolling through your blog. I’m so squirmy 🙈I can’t wait for my shift to end so I can edge myself stupid”

what’s the most unusal place you’ve ever received oral? Given?

Probably the first blowjob I received, which took place between rows of boxed exercise equipment and inflatable pools in a discount store’s merchandise storage area.

Back in those days, I was a one-man Sexual Indiscretion In The Workplace demo reel; basically, ever single sexualized thing that you aren’t supposed to do at work, I did, daily and with gusto.… Read the rest “what’s the most unusal place you’ve ever received oral? Given?”