Where’s the most unusual place you’ve given head? Received head?
I’m not an “unusual places” person, so the best I can do is… upstairs in the merchandise storage room of a major discount retailer, between two walls made of boxed exercise bikes and camping equipment, while her husband waited in the parking lot to take her to lunch.… Read the rest “Where’s the most unusual place you’ve given head? Received head?”
I’m not an “unusual places” person, so the best I can do is… upstairs in the merchandise storage room of a major discount retailer, between two walls made of boxed exercise bikes and camping equipment, while her husband waited in the parking lot to take her to lunch.… Read the rest “Where’s the most unusual place you’ve given head? Received head?”
What’s the most romantic thing you’ve done for someone?☺
I saw what the kitchen looked like at her place and fell for her anyway.
I saw what the kitchen looked like at her place and fell for her anyway.
Ah, Sara Jean… the last Playmate of the Year that mattered.
By 2007, Hef was distracted with The Girls Next Door and a New Media landscape that he was ill-equipped to navigate, and shortly thereafter, his dotage began to devour him.… Read the rest “Sara Jean Underwood”
There was once a girl who sent me a really bad, at-work selfie with a Harry Potter filter and a touch of RBF, and I almost wrote her off on the spot. I thought she was quite “meh”. Then I saw her smile and heard her voice and watched her work to better herself.… Read the rest “What happens when a girl you first considered unattractive steals a piece of your heart?”
What happens when a girl you first considered unattractive steals a piece of your heart?
There was once a girl who sent me a really bad, at-work selfie with a Harry Potter filter and a touch of RBF, and I almost wrote her off on the spot.… Read the rest “What happens when a girl you first considered unattractive steals a piece of your…”
That would be impolite to say exactly… but the oldest would be my current age, and the oldest relative-to-me-at-the-time was seven years my elder. Although if you want to count “made out and felt her up in public while her husband was in prison” as “been with”, then the biggest relative gap was 16 years.… Read the rest “Oldest person you’ve been with?”
Oldest person you’ve been with?
That would be impolite to say exactly… but the oldest would be my current age, and the oldest relative-to-me-at-the-time was seven years my elder. Although if you want to count “made out and felt her up in public while her husband was in prison” as “been with”, then the biggest relative gap was 16 years.… Read the rest “Oldest person you’ve been with?”
“Come and listen to my story of a man named Jed, poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed…”
“When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful / A miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical…”
“Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night…”
“They’re creepy and they’re kooky, mysterious and spooky, they’re altogether ooky, the Addams family.”… Read the rest “If you had to describe yourself using lines from your favorite t.v shows, movies, and songs how would your story go?”
