I fucking hate everything about your latest story, so obviously my panties are soaked.

I’m glad it worked for someone; I’ve rewritten that thing a dozen times over the last year or so.

Capturing the voice in text was difficult –more than my other stuff, this one works best as an audio performance– but it was even tougher dialing in the stupidity.… Read the rest “I fucking hate everything about your latest story, so obviously my panties are soaked.”

I was trying to get something new posted to close out the year, and on a positive note, I *did* make some progress. Not enough, though; sorry, kids. Instead, I’ll simply wish you little fuck-ups a happy new year.

And may you get everything you so richly deserve.