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Tag: mindfuckery
This crazy iMessage app lets you prank friends by putting words in their mouth
This crazy iMessage app lets you prank friends by putting words in their mouth
TL;DR: Some genius has pioneered gaslighting via instant messaging. Making an iMessage sticker pack is relatively trivial, so using his technique, it wouldn’t take much to go through old conversations with someone and quietly edit things so it reads completely differently than she remembers.
No darling, never. I’m a firm believer in placing my trash in the appropriate receptacle when disposing of it.
Some of us actually care about the environment, y’know?
beat me and baby me 🍼
[pushes you down stairs]
What, you gonna cry now? You gonna cry, big baby? Why does your shoulder look like that, ya freaky li’l baby-head? I figured you had a soft spot on your skull, but I didn’t know your joints were made of taffy, too.… Read the rest “”
Life Lessons
It’s important that a relationship be founded in mutual respect.
For example, I respect you enough as a human being to honestly tell you how disappointing you are as a woman. And in return, you respect me for actually thinking about you long enough to recognize your flaws.… Read the rest “Life Lessons”
My head is an over sexualised horror movie.
Nonsense.
You can’t over-sexualize a horror movie.
Dear Bedtime #3
Had a dream last night you were spanking me with a hairbrush. I asked if this counts as cheating on my boyfriend and you said no. I said: “keep the jeans on, that way it doesn’t count as cheating”.
Silly boyfriends.… Read the rest “Dear Bedtime #3”
Dear Bedtime
… Read the rest “”Had a dream last night you were spanking me with a hairbrush. I asked if this counts as cheating on my boyfriend and you said no. I said: “keep the jeans on, that way it doesn’t count as cheating”.
Would you like to play a game?
We’ll sit at the table on my patio, and you’ll tell me your life story.
Every time you say something stupid or boring, I’ll smack you upside the head. If my hand gets sore before you’re finished babbling, you win.… Read the rest “”
Chill!
Oh, chill out, stupid! It won’t be that bad as long as you mind your place; I’m pretty sure you can do it, and I wouldn’t trust you with much at all. Luring you here was just a breeze, and actually securing you… I mean, what was that, really?… Read the rest “Chill!”