I’ll remember that smile later, long after you’ve lost it.
Tag: mindfuckery
Once Upon An Asshole
The first time I did something hurtful to a girl, I was seventeen years old. That’s not necessarily the first time I hurt a girl, mind you, because I did a lot of hair-pulling and training-bra-strap-snapping in elementary school, but that was just your average boyhood sexual harassment in the ’70s.… Read the rest “Once Upon An Asshole”
People asking me questions about my upcoming birthday make me sad cause I really really really do not wanna grow up.
Don’t worry so much. You’ll be at least 30 before men start actively looking past you to the newer models, and you can certainly be as infantile and self-defeating as you like in the recesses of your mind.… Read the rest “”
Evolution
It’s like a chimp in a tuxedo, only the teeth aren’t as scary.
And the chimp is more evolved.
Pretty sure this shouldn’t be arousing…
Pretty sure that shouldn’t is part of why it is.
You deserve all the pain your ass can absorb, just for wearing those ridiculous shoes. As soon as we’re done here, we’re going to the home of which ever girlfriend assured you they were cute, and I’m going to hold her while you slap the shit out of her for being a bad friend.
Triggering her is the easy part; the trick is in aiming her at something interesting and keeping your grip on her butt.
I wish my man was as rough as you are.
Tell him he has a little dick, his mother’s a cunt, and you just missed your period because his best friend fucks like a machine… then stand very still and wait for nature to take its course.
The scary thing about a roller-coaster isn’t the dizzying speed, the sudden turns, or even the steep drops. It’s knowing you’ve said “yes” to something you can’t stop.
Scream, cry, beg, pray… it doesn’t matter. No one will hear you, or care if they do.… Read the rest “”
It’s so sweet when they can no longer feel the difference between love and hate.