one upside of it being so miserably hot out that i get to wear my bikini everywhere and nobody makes a fuss. well except old people. but whatever they don’t count
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The girl in the bikini stood quietly at the curb, waiting.… Read the rest “one upside of it being so miserably hot out that i get to wear…”
Broken girl here! What do I do if I’m interested in older married man who’s daughter looks just like me ?
“So you never wanted to do this before?”
“Maybe. A little.”
“With me? Or… with her?”
“Maybe.”
“Maybe what? Which?”… Read the rest “Broken girl here! What do I do if I’m interested in older married man…”
So Irene, this is…?
Paul.
Hi.
Sit up, Paul.
Sit up, Paul!
Sorry.
You’re forgiven. So tell me, Paul… has Irene made this situation clear?
…
Answer him.
She said… she said she’s prepared to leave, that she’s cutting ties. And starting over with something new.… Read the rest “The Sit Down”
This is it. I’m finally here. It’s been such a long journey, I almost forgot it had an end.
I’m watching from the shadows as you eagerly drop to your knees in front of a man twice your age. I’ve been told this is far from the first time, but for my purposes, that’s irrelevant.… Read the rest “The Time Traveller’s Total Recall of the Spotless Mind”
[CONTENT NOTE: There is no sex. There’s very little violence. But something wicked this way comes.]
I rang the bell and knocked at the door.
She opened it and smiled reflexively. I returned her smile, but with intent.
Recognition dawned; first in her eyes, and then upon her lip, which began to twitch.… Read the rest “Checking In”
Monday: “Good morning, love! Have a beautiful day!”
Tuesday: “Shut up and go away for a while. I’m sick of you.”
Wednesday: “It’s okay, I forgive you for being stupid.”
Thursday: “Why do you always make me regret caring? I can’t even remember anything I like about you right now.”… Read the rest “Routine”
I like asking you simple stuff cause I always wanna see if you twist the question or make it more meaningful somehoe (you usually do and it’s great)
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What are you trying to imply? What? Answer me, you fucking bitch.… Read the rest “I like asking you simple stuff cause I always wanna see if you twist…”
I’m sorry your daughter has a taste for cruel, demanding, controlling, and all-consuming passions.
In retrospect, maybe a “B” every now would have been okay.
It’s possible that letting her watch a procession of boyfriends and ex-husbands order you around like a half-witted serving wench throughout her childhood has proven unwise.… Read the rest “I Get It”
What are your thoughts about mutual masturbation? 😏
“Sorrysorrysorry!”
“Ouch. You’ve got the angle all wrong, dipshit.”
“Sorry.”
“Jesus, okay, that’s better but now I can’t properly… what in the fuck is wrong with you? Did I tell you to stop?”… Read the rest “What are your thoughts about mutual masturbation?”
Melinda opened the door mid-knock. The man smiled down at her.
“I’m your new neighbor, right next door. I wanted to introduce myself,” he said. With a smirking shrug, he swept past her into the apartment. When he spoke again, it sounded breezily rehearsed.… Read the rest “Traditions”
