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sublunaryorchid:

dumb baby gets into the stickers 🌙

dumb baby but also very cute

That sentence captures the experience of knowing her: fragments of fact and delusion floating on a cloud of wishful thinking.

Now go give her money for the thing she did.

Make likes and following public?

sublunaryorchid:

enh I guess I could. Later, maybe. My following list is in need of pruning tho, I think about 50% isn’t active any longer.

And my likes are literally purely @bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls posts. That’s it.

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How did you become friends with 🥺 tips plz

sublunaryorchid:

sublunaryorchid:

whaaaaat – I don’t wanna answer this uh… presumptuously, cause the way I feel n think about him isn’t … i don’t know if I’m a friend to him, I’m really nothing at all I just – ah.

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You got alotta hate inside bro it’s gonna kill ya

sublunaryorchid:

i think u have the wrong person, friend

Clarity feels like hate to those who want to be seen through a glass darkly.

44. fuck/marry/kill: (anons name 3 people of your choice) @bs4bg @misszoee @notsominnesnowtanice 😋 to name a few people you seem to interact with in a friendly way

sublunaryorchid:

anonnnnnnn omg shuuuuut the fuck up I can’t answer this holy crap I can’t choose

like… oh gosh I can’t even type these out without blushing and sweating but .. ok, GUN TO MY HEAD?

I pick fuck (that sounds so crass and icky in this context omg) @misszoee and @bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls not that in any way shape or form in any scenario involving one of them I imagine up I’d be the one doing the bulk of the fucking ahem anyway but yes moving on

and marry either dad @notsominnesnowtanice (it won’t let me tag u stinky) or @misszoee

Like they’re all hot n i have a crush on the formers and also friend crushes on the latters and I think that marrying a pal would be fun and geeky and just amicable good times yenno – and I wouldn’t kill ANY OF THEM THATS SO EVIL gahhh stop that

so I’m totally cheating and not answering this properly but I’m blushing ok goodnight

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sublunaryorchid:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

sublunaryorchid:

sometimes I think

Ineffectual whining while in a state of emotional paralysis is not, in fact, thinking.

🥺🥺🥺🥺 uh-

Your mellifluous manipulation of the language leaves me weak.

I feel like I’m sitting at a round table in the Algonquin… please do go on, Dorothy!

sublunaryorchid:

sometimes I think

Ineffectual whining while in a state of emotional paralysis is not, in fact, thinking.

sublunaryorchid:

y’all I …………………………. need attention

This unprecedented event will no doubt be marked in history alongside the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand, the first spin of Ferris’s wheel, and the Cabbage Patch Kids craze of ‘83.

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I always read your name as subliminalorchid

sublunaryorchid:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

sublunaryorchid:

That works too 🙈 sounds whimsical

suboptimalorchid 🙂

It must be hard, being so easy.

sublunaryorchid:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

sublunaryorchid:

me, flirting : how open are u to torture

If we’re talking torture, then it’s really more a matter of opening you, now isn’t it?

anyways I just saw this and now I’m quaking

I swear, it’s like you believe I wanna hurt you or something.