sublunaryorchid:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

sublunaryorchid:

we tried ordering breakfast and all I have to say is that i don’t know what material this is but it is not a pancake :(( they should be thin!! n have crispy edges!! not this insulting puffy flavorless cardboard substance

Okay, those look mediocre… but don’t give me any of this “thin, crispy edges” shit.

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