My sister killed herself recently. We were always really open about our sexuality together. She shared your blog with me a while ago and I never cared to look until now. I miss her deeply. When I read all that you have to say, I feel closer to her and turned on.… Read the rest “My sister killed herself recently. We were always really open about our sexuality together.…”

how is it like to be around you in real life? can glimpses of your online persona be found in your everyday life as well?

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

• My online persona long pre-dates Tumblr and is probably older than you are, so it’s pretty much just me at this point.

What was the biggest age difference with a partner?

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

In terms of an official, mutually recognized relationship?

Dolly was 24 years younger than me. Peanut is 27 years my junior. There have been a few contenders who were 30 years behind me, but that’s a big fucking gap, and requires a lot of extra effort to bridge it successfully.

Would you ever start a cult?

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

There are people who test their decisions by asking themselves what I would do, who compile my words into personal scriptures, who maintain shrines to me, and a few who pray to me at bedtime.

Do you own anything from other countries?

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

The Artist Formerly Known As Idiot the Younger brought back gifts from her trip to Australia, so I’ve got a candle holder with a kangaroo cutout, a boomerang with kangaroos painted on it, and an empty jerky box that once contained, well… for the sake of sensitive souls, we won’t go into what kind of jerky the box contained.

Have you ever taken nude pictures?

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

Nope. Closest I’ve gotten would be a couple dick pics. (Well, okay… one pic, one video.) And roughly four people on Earth have seen them.

Okay, so… the distribution list is still smaller, but the quantity of content has increased.… Read the rest “Have you ever taken nude pictures?”

Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

A all-hands-on-dick threesome? Once.

The beginning was pretty good… I had one girl blindfolded with headphones on, cuffed to a bed frame. Then I got up, went to the back door, and let the other girl in the house.

Happy Thanksgiving, weirdos.

Things they don’t tell you about owning a half-dozen girls:

Your wardrobe disappears rapidly.

I now have ten fewer t-shirts, no hoodies, and no sweaters. At this rate, I’ll be walking around in nothing but an overcoat and a pair of socks in no time.… Read the rest “”