Maybe I’m just not broken enough to get it 🤔

If it helps, you should know that I’m sympathetic to your position. I’ve spent years questioning the effect I have… I mean, objectively, I can’t possibly deserve all the fawning and groveling and sacrifice, right?

But then i start to talk, they start to listen, and I’m right back where I always end up… with some girl at my feet, trying to give me everything she has so I can make sense of her mess.… Read the rest “Maybe I’m just not broken enough to get it 🤔”

Do you feel fulfilled?

No, but I feel I’m getting there. I’ve sniffed it in the air. I know where to look.

There are weird and interesting things to be done, my children.

Weird and interesting things.

FACT

Girls who let me watch their spastic-n-pantsless solo dance parties automatically become a full 10% hotter.

If you’re not willing to be a dork for me, then you clearly don’t care about my needs.

i think you would be the most fun to smoke weed with

Weed and girls just go together.

Does it make you giggle? Awesome!

Does it make you hungry? Cook something for me first, cunt.

Does it make you sleepy? At least you’re quiet.

Does it make you horny? Hey, let’s find something new to stick in you!… Read the rest “i think you would be the most fun to smoke weed with”

Me at the beginning of 2018: Taking on two masochistic little cunts who’d been following me around for years, deciding to pick them apart and see how they work.

Me at the end of 2018: Family game nights and reading bedtime stories over FaceTime and watching stuffed animals wave at me.… Read the rest “”

I think this just about sums up the way my relationships work.

I’ll be on Tumblr until they start blocking female-presenting idiots.

‘Cause girls discussing their lack of dignity and common sense…? That’s the real porn.

Do you perform aftercare?

When you make a mess, you clean up after yourself.

I’m fascinated by what spending a day with you would be like.. I imagine enjoying being covertly and casually degraded and mind fucked all day, in private and in public, maybe I and wouldn’t even notice? That would be far more enjoyable to me than anything physical, well I mean unless you wanted to

Since I have some recent data to work from, I can finally answer this ask.

I get up at 6:30/7:00-ish to see how you’re doing after the beating you took the night before. You’re on the couch or floor because you don’t deserve a bed.

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Life Lessons

I have learned that the single most dominant thing an old man can do to a young woman is force her to use email on a regular basis.

It’s like herding cats on to a frozen pond; if you can pull it off at all, you’re going to be treated to an incredible display of excitement and awkwardness.

… Read the rest