Girls are oft but puppies, scrambling for attention. I don’t mind them having chew toys to keep them busy and out of the trash.
Tag: thoughts
What would you do to me?Hey, Patreon people! And anyone else who gives a shit, I guess.
As I am notoriously slow about producing new audio content —I tend to fall into a vortex of “let’s try that again”ism— I was wondering what you think about something like this.… Read the rest “”
Why do some girls like to be insulted or humiliated?
A girl usually just wants to be heard and understood.
And there is no better way to prove you’re hearing and understanding than taking her deepest fears and fucking her with them.
I’m not sure how girls ever talked to me before the 🙈 emoji.
I mean, that’s how they begin or end virtually every sentence they send me.
I like comparing milestones.
Like, the year you learned to walk was the year I got married.
Girls have called me “daddy” —or some variation thereof— since I was in my early twenties. And yet I don’t own a single ugly tie.
Fathers Day is clearly a scam.
I’m going to slowly infect every part of your life, until there’s nothing left but ruined innocence and spoiled memories.
The question is… will you even notice?
do you ever find yourself wanting to break girls who are nowhere close to broken?
Why would I want to take a happy, centered person and turn her world upside down? The right-side-up world needs all the happy, centered people it can get.
And if it’s meant to be, I’m sure the world will chew her up and spit her out at my feet eventually.
If you had a son, would you have taught him what you do?
The only things I would intentionally teach a boy are to give women their space on elevators, pay attention when they talk, and learn to make them laugh. Because I’m not, y’know… a deranged lunatic.
But might I have done it by accident?… Read the rest “If you had a son, would you have taught him what you do?”
I’m into relationships that look like playgrounds; private spaces where it’s safe to be mean to a girl just to show her how much I like her.