If we’re talking vanilla punctuation, then I would say the em dash; broken sentences are sexy. But in my personal life, I prefer to abuse the ellipsis for the same purpose. I find it hot, the way it can leave a phrase pregnant with… possibility.
Tag: thoughts
Know It When You See It
[CONTENT ADVISORY: Don’t read this unless you like feeling sexually paranoid and ashamed.]
No matter the man –be he your father figure, your priest, your doctor, your judge, your boss, your teacher, your student, your lover, or simply your dearest of friends– he will always have his moment.… Read the rest “Know It When You See It”
Dear Bedtime #2
Someone asked (paraphrased for anonymity):
If a whore accepts she’s broken and harnesses her “broken-ness” to bring immense happiness and satisfaction to her man –and consequently herself– does that essentially “un-break” her?“
Perhaps. There are plenty of broken-but-functioning people in the world, and they seem to get that way by finding a groove in life that suits their limitations… your relationship with your dom could certainly provide that.… Read the rest “Dear Bedtime #2”
Sir…when you say you’re in the market for muses, what do you mean?
Most of my longer, more intense pieces are the direct result of someone opening up to me; sometimes in extended, probing conversations, sometimes in spontaneous confessions of deeply hidden, shameful desires. Whether we’re talking scary realities, secretive fantasies, or a multitude of minor, human details, there’s always something new for me to learn.… Read the rest “Sir…when you say you’re in the market for muses, what do you mean?”
What’s your favorite spot to hit on a woman’s body?
That spot a few inches behind her eyes.
Name three girls on tumblr you would fuck
Only three? Okay then, I pick:
1. The girl with the pretty lip that begs to be split, the pretty eye that cries to be swollen, and the pretty, nervous laugh that hides a sob of need and shame that she can scarcely contain.… Read the rest “Name three girls on tumblr you would fuck”
Name three celebrities that some men find hot but you don’t find attractive.
Judging women by my subjective standards of beauty for no reason other than the inherent satisfaction of classifying them like cuts of fuckable meat?
How can I say no?
All-Time “I Don’t Get The Appeal” Hall of Fame: Julia Roberts. Didn’t understand the fascination twenty years ago, and still don’t.
Dear Seth MacFarlane
“It’s hard for me to take the things you say seriously when I know what’s been in that mouth of yours.” –Family Guy S10E21
Call me, dude. If that’s where your head’s at, I can hook you up. I’m writing that shit all day long, right here on this blog, for free.… Read the rest “Dear Seth MacFarlane”
Tell Me What You’d Do…
I hate asks that start that way; it just doesn’t make sense to me.
“What would you do with me if you owned me for 24 hours?” How the fuck should I know, nitwit? Who are you? What are you?
I mean, okay, if you happened to be conventionally pretty, maybe “I’d bury a load in you” would be the most direct response.… Read the rest “Tell Me What You’d Do…”
The Tumblr Porn Theory
I suspect that the animated GIF will be one day considered alongside the vibrator, The Pill, and the written word as a technology that fundamentally empowered and transformed female sexuality.