Happiness is a warm sense of malaise.

No matter how desperate you are to seem deep, it doesnt change the fact that youre an abusive asshole whos fetishizing mentally ill women

I don’t think of girls as fetishes; they’re more like familiars.

(That’s a witchcraft joke. Because I’m deep.)

Also, in order to qualify as “abusive”, one would theoretically need to actually, y’know… abuse something. Outside of the wanton, brutal things I do to the poor English language, I’m afraid I’m far too lazy and/or indifferent to run around hurting things that aren’t enthusiastically asking to be hurt.… Read the rest “No matter how desperate you are to seem deep, it doesnt change the fact that youre an abusive asshole whos fetishizing mentally ill women”

Dear Bedtime

[CONTENT ADVISORY: Don’t ask, just move along.]

In privately relating her deepest sexual desire, a woman recently apologized for boring me with something “too tame”, and I thought it would be nice to publicly (albeit anonymously) reassure her that I found it far from tame.… Read the rest “”

When referring to her intelligence, I like to tell my girl that she’s “slightly gifted”. I find that it conveys both a respect for the facts and the clear message that she’s just barely good enough, which, y’know, is the surest foundation of any long-term relationship.

Go away now.

Dear Game of War:

Congratulations! You have my undivided attention! Do you have any idea how difficult it is to make me hate the sight of Kate Upton? It’s like you’re practicing some weird, psychological alchemy, where you transmute my love of tits into a barely-suppressed urge to throw my iPad across the room.… Read the rest “Go away now.”

Last night I came thinking about a group of guys raping me and killing me. Do you think I’ve gone too far?

I don’t know; maybe you have. Killing is a complete waste of a piece of ass, and basically something you don’t deserve. You deserve to live through your shit and find your place in the world. You deserve the time to learn to be what life has made of you.… Read the rest “Last night I came thinking about a group of guys raping me and killing me. Do you think I’ve gone too far?”

RESOLVED: Women > Fleshlights

[TRIGGER WARNING: Avert your eyes while I write awful things.]

I keep seeing posts asserting that a woman is a marginal substitute for a cooch-in-a-can, and while I understand the sentiment, I think it’s worth remembering that —in reality— women are far more versatile than any silicone snatch squeezed into a plastic travel mug.… Read the rest “RESOLVED: Women > Fleshlights”

Mine is an impish malevolence; the best smiles always bare the teeth.

Recognition

I like to think that if a radical feminist realized mid-life that she was actually FTM trans, and the consequent cognitive dissonance drove him to sexual nihilism, the result would look a lot like this blog.

i just want to be tied over a table and fucked by anyone walking by, or kept captive and fucked brutally whenever his friends want. I need someone to tell me to take his cock, i want someone who will shove it in my ass without asking, i want someone who will make me eat his ass, i want someone who will throw me against walls, i want someone who will push me down and rape me on the floor, i want someone who will gag me and tie me so i cant move and let me struggle and scream while i get pounded.

If that’s really what you want, why aren’t you out experiencing it?

It’s not as if you have to actually do anything to be violated; Men, Inc. is busy every day, cranking out swaggering, staggering monsters to stalk your nightmares and/or Facebook.… Read the rest “i just want to be tied over a table and fucked by anyone walking by, or kept captive and fucked brutally whenever his friends want. I need someone to tell me to take his cock, i want someone who will shove it in my ass without asking, i want someone who will make me eat his ass, i want someone who will throw me against walls, i want someone who will push me down and rape me on the floor, i want someone who will gag me and tie me so i cant move and let me struggle and scream while i get pounded.”