(The unedited version of the stream is available on Telegram.)

We finally watched the pilot of The Shield, and followed it up by going in the opposite direction with Dr. Horrible.

(“The hammer is my penis.”)

We didn’t have the chance to do story time, unfortunately, so I told the chat-chicks to gather some suggestions, and we’ll do a whole bunch of reading on Saturday’s stream.

(The following is a response to a private question.)

Among others, one of the things I consider a black flag —something that’s more than worrisome, and simply disqualifying— is the suicide-threat control tactic. It’s gross from anyone, but when the person in control of a relationship is reduced to that shit, they’re showing you that they’re dangling by a thread.… Read the rest “”

Just found a delightful pair of “signed” asks from 2019. The first is talking about her heart beating faster, being pathetic… and closes with a note of dismay that I had my DMs turned off at the time.

Immediately after that ask —presumably after she kept scrolling— in all caps (paraphrased): NOPE NOPE NOPE I’M SCARED NEVER MIND!… Read the rest “”

Here’s the auto-edit of Saturday’s marathon stream… we were hanging out for five hours, watching princesses get raped, discussing goat-fucking, reading my ancient story Our Secret, degrading uppity girls in the chat room, and if you go to the 40:30 mark, you’ll catch an extended bit where I give everyone a taste of what I’d be like as your dad.Read the rest “”

(Above is the auto-edited, YouTube-friendly version of the stream. The complete version is available to watch on Telegram.)

I was over an hour late for Thursday night’s stream, but most of the little dummies in the audience stuck around until I showed… I’m not sure if that’s because I’m worth waiting for, or they were just enjoying talking among themselves about purses and elementary school Fight Club.… Read the rest “”