Did you ever wish you could filter your Tumblr activity feed on your iPad? Are you, for example, a chick with big, dumb tits and thousands of followers, who would like to be able to look at a blog activity report without wading through 1,001 Likes from uninteresting randoms, but have no idea how to do anything for yourself?… Read the rest “”
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I’ve had enough of your screams.
Tell me how you feel with your eyes.
Cool. When I’m done, you can use yourself to show everyone where the bad man touched you.
Choices are for those who can make them.
Girls are for those who can take them.
Since it’s now clear that the US presidency is open to any misanthropic weirdo with a core constituency of broken, backwards fuck-ups who don’t understand how life works, I’m thinking about running myself in 2020. I’m quite confident that I could pull in the Angry White Male vote without resorting to racial division, international antagonism, or putting my name on any buildings.… Read the rest “”
I don’t want to victim-blame or anything, but I can’t help but feel that some of your life choices may have contributed to this state of affairs.
No darling, never. I’m a firm believer in placing my trash in the appropriate receptacle when disposing of it.
Some of us actually care about the environment, y’know?
I suspect Verizon may have some issues with this sort of thing.
I don’t think the Warheads people will care so much, though, since they’re, y’know… sadists.
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I’m impressed. I can’t even teach my dog to fetch, but someone taught a douche to type.
You’re still alive?