If you’re a good girl, eventually you’ll find yourself curled up in bed, listening to me read Laura’s diary to you like the grimmest of fairy tales.
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Fucking Favreau isn’t even playing fair at this point.
I’m being bludgeoned by adorability.
THIRTEEN (2003)
dir. Catherine Hardwicke
Twilight did her oeuvre no favors, but Catherine Hardwicke’s whole career is predicated upon Thirteen. She should be allowed to keep making movies forever, on the off-chance she makes something that powerful again.
I miss getting stomach punches.
I haven’t given one in… nine months? Maybe even a year. It’s a travesty, really.
Be better, and change my mind.
Good girls grow.
Howard the Duck (1986) dir. Willard Huyck
Bonus:
Hi yeah I’ve never seen this movie and I just wanna say, What the Fuck
I sat in a darkened theater one night in 1986, watching Howard the Duck.… Read the rest “”
DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story (2004) dir. Rawson Marshall Thurber
I quote this line at least once a week.
Dreadful movie, but Rip Torn at his best was awesome.
Way ahead of you.
Howard’s End (1992)
For some reason, I barely remember Howard’s End. I watched it, but the proceeding 27 years have wiped the details from my mind.
Pretty sure I spent the evening finger-banging someone while watching Remains of the Day during its theatrical release, so at least I know why I don’t remember much about that.… Read the rest “”