You’ve got something on your eyelash.
And you’re a whore.
You’ve got something on your eyelash.
And you’re a whore.
That’s not cum. That’s her self-esteem melting away.
I’m glad someone thought to label her a “dumb cunt”, because I almost mistook her for a biochemist!
Don’t worry, princess… no one will miss you. You’re supposed to be backpacking across Europe before college, right? Only this way, you’re earning me money instead of bleeding me dry!
Oh, stop giving me that look! If you didn’t want to be sold to one of Daddy’s “business partners”, then maybe you shouldn’t have told your mother what Daddy was doing with the au pair in the basement.… Read the rest “Picked The Wrong Side”
I love that even with every taut muscle in her body focused on trying to accommodate the cock that is invading her throat… even with her mindless stare locked with the camera’s gaze, the faceless eye of all those thousands of men quietly ejaculating at the sight of her debasement, the sole source of her delusional self-worth… even with the absolute inevitability of everything that is happening to her, and the absolute certainty that it is well deserved…
…even with all of that, the simple-minded cunt still tries to duck the dick.… Read the rest “Artful Dodger”
The key is to wait and do this to her five minutes before she leaves for her sister’s baby shower. That way, while all those giggling ladies are playing games involving melted candy bars in diapers, your bitch will be busy trying not to belch cum vapor into anyone’s face.
“Don’t ask how it happened, just help me fix it!”
It’s so romantic when couples hold hands while out for a stroll.
Like a stupid cunt, a plunger is a single-purpose tool. Yesterday, he used it to stir a backed-up toilet that was full of shit… and now he’s doing it again today.
…of the Mayflower Fuckpigs…?