A gentleman will always be prepared to offer a crying woman his handkerchief.
A clever gentleman will make sure she always has something to cry about.
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Where do you think you’re going? Don’t you know it’s dark outside? Where do you think you’re going? Don’t you care about my pride? Where do you think you’re going? I think you don’t know You got no way of knowing You got no place you can go — Mark Knopfler
The Greatest Generation liked to keep their domestic violence classy.
Bad Mutt
The wife tells me that you’ve been acting up while I’m away. Jesus, you are the most self-destructive, brainless bitch I’ve ever met! And don’t bother trying to tell me “your side”, idiot… the testimony of meat is inadmissible in any court.… Read the rest “Bad Mutt”
Most bitches squirm or thrash when you choke them… but when they’re lithe, they writhe. Even in the midst of an autonomic panic-spasm, they somehow make their own strangulations sensuous and mesmerizing. It’s magical.
Of course, skinny cunt bodies aren’t always up to the more percussive brutalities, so they’re not ideal.… Read the rest “”
Why do you feel it necessary to make such a big deal out of everything? Why the drama? Why is it that —no matter how much fun everyone else is having— all you want is for them to know how sad you are?… Read the rest “”
…and that is how you break up with a girl.
Respect reality enough to know better.
The Gift
I wanted to do something really special for our first wedding anniversary, and now that you’re all strapped in, I can let you in on the surprise I’ve cooked up. Listen very carefully.
See, after I found out you were adopted, I hired someone to track down your birth parents.… Read the rest “The Gift”
No one wants to be the only girl in the dungeon with a comb-over.