I want our first trip together to your gynecologist to be less a simple appointment and more a grand opening.
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“There! Aren’t I doing a good job? I am, right? Do you like me now? Please say you like me now! Please. Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease.”
This is so me.
If you aren’t an over-eager little piece of fuck-trash, how else will you ever catch the attention of the garbage man of your dreams…?
Everything wrong with The Following…
This sums up everything that’s wrong with the TV show The Following.
First, they have a houseful of deranged sociopaths, and yet everyone is having consensual sex. Second, they have a whole subplot built around a cult member who hasn’t popped his kill cherry, and no one ever thinks to offer him a plastic bag and a few zip ties just to make the first time easier.